My 2 favorite phrases...FOR NOW!

Lately there are 2 phrases I heard, learned and now say ALL the time.

1. NO
Unless you ask me something I really want, my answer to your question is "no." Mums tries to change the question around too, but my answer is still "no." Oooh, especially when it comes to nappie time and nite-nite time. And Mums and Pops don't even ask me! They just say, "Tootles, it's time to go to your big boy bed." I'll still say "no."

2. OH SHIT
I say this in replace of "oh no!" Well, Mums said it a tad bit, so I copied her. Now when I say it, I see people either cover their mouths, laugh or just look at me funny. I don't see why when I'm just saying words.

Tootles, you forgot to put Thomas away.
Oh Shit.

Tootles, your shoes are over here.
Oh Shit.

Tootles, you're not done yet.
Oh Shit.

Tootles, you spilled on your shirt.
Oh Shit.