Xmas Part II
We ended Christmas at Uncle D's house with a great game of cards. Total headcount :
- Dad & Mom, Grandma, 5 Uncles, 2 Aunties, 1 Uncle's gf, 2 brothers, 5 girl cousins, 4 guy cousins, 1 cousin's wife [plus 3 from her family] and a partridge in a pear tree.
The uncles decided that, after a bit of throat lubrication [on behalf of
Stolichnaya vodka], it was time for cards. I had $8 in my right pocket, and $50 in my left pocket [but I didn't know it was there]. I was out after the first game, but my youngest brother ended staying in. My uncles, being the savvy cardsharks, played their favorite poker games. Uncle D likes
7 Card Stud Chicago, Black Mariah [
basic 7-card, split pot between the high winner and whoever has the top spade in their hand]. Uncle Bert likes regular
7-card with the high/low split pot. Uncle T likes to play
7-card stud low ball. And my brother, inspired by watching the World Series of Poker on ESPN, chose to play
Texas Hold 'em, which was good for him because my uncles are not as familiar with that one.
Anyway, the rest of us broke @sses went outside to share a cigarette and BS, while my brother VAL ended up winning two Texas hands in a row. We came back in to see him up $50. Finally after much deliberation, the last hand was played. Uncle T called
7-card hi/low split w/$5 community card. Up to this time they were playing
$1 limit with 3 bumps per round. But since this was the last round, they decided to make
$5 limits. The pot kept growing and growing. After many shots of stoli, Uncles D and Bert with pretty toasted. Uncle T knew his limit. We looked at the table and saw that my brother had 2 aces showing. He pulled a third and since his two aces were tops he started the betting every round with $5. 3 bumps later means the pot for that round could be increased by $80.
Then it came time for declaring. My uncles aren't stupid so they went low, which meant my brother won half the pot, which ended up $312. He ended up splitting with Uncle Bert, but no matter, he played and hung with the big boys, something I had tried 3 years in a row and never been able to do.
So the Luis cousins are headed to Solita [yeah, yeah, so what if it's FOBish, my dad's uncle owns it]. My brother already offered to buy a round. Ya.