Tuesday, September 12, 2006

When I was 15, I had a massive crush on this girl and I told my cousin about it. He was like "GO for it." And I said "Ahhh she's too pretty..she's out of reach." He looked at me and said "Listen to me! Nothing is out of reach! Well except Pluto...cuz that mofucka is out there...but yeah..otherwise, nothing is out of reach." So after this chick resoundingly rejects me...I realize that there are in fact OTHER things out of reach besides Pluto.