Couple of things that's been going through my mind, it's all just been running around here unwritten...well, not entirely because I've been randomly hitting the VoodooChild with some chat blogs. She advised me to pour what's in my head into a more accessible forum and here we go...for your enjoyment.
1) Never play "Defend What's in your IPOD" with a girl, you will always lose. Guys can take a girl's ipod and scroll through and be like "Hah! Vanilla Ice?? So lame!"
And then she'll scroll through yours and be like "Well what about this mandy moore track, fag?"
Game over. You lose. I don't even think I need to explain this one any further. When I pondered out loud "Maybe I'll just change the titles to these songs to disguise them...." A friend replied "Maybe you should stop being a fairy and quit listening to that crap." I guess there IS more than one way to skin a cat.
2) Why is it whenever Im looking at sunglasses on that spinning rack at the Nordstrom's, Macy's or more likely 7-11...someone always joins me?? YES, that rack could be vacant for hours and the minute you start checking out the selection, some goober will immediately come from nowhere to peruse the suddenly VERY INTRIGUING shades along with you. Not only will this goober join you, he will almost always try to make that rack spin the OTHER way you had it going. He will spin it right when you are trying on a pair so that the empty slot you took your shades from will disappear to the other side and you'll be left fumbling for an empty slot to place the pair you just tried on. It aggravates me so much sometimes I just wish I could give that rack one good hefty spin like in the Price is Right just to see how many revolutions that thing can take before the G-forces fling all the shades around like an exploding grenade...just once, juuust once... before I walk out the door of the 7- er, Nordstrom I'd like to do that.
1) Never play "Defend What's in your IPOD" with a girl, you will always lose. Guys can take a girl's ipod and scroll through and be like "Hah! Vanilla Ice?? So lame!"
And then she'll scroll through yours and be like "Well what about this mandy moore track, fag?"
Game over. You lose. I don't even think I need to explain this one any further. When I pondered out loud "Maybe I'll just change the titles to these songs to disguise them...." A friend replied "Maybe you should stop being a fairy and quit listening to that crap." I guess there IS more than one way to skin a cat.
2) Why is it whenever Im looking at sunglasses on that spinning rack at the Nordstrom's, Macy's or more likely 7-11...someone always joins me?? YES, that rack could be vacant for hours and the minute you start checking out the selection, some goober will immediately come from nowhere to peruse the suddenly VERY INTRIGUING shades along with you. Not only will this goober join you, he will almost always try to make that rack spin the OTHER way you had it going. He will spin it right when you are trying on a pair so that the empty slot you took your shades from will disappear to the other side and you'll be left fumbling for an empty slot to place the pair you just tried on. It aggravates me so much sometimes I just wish I could give that rack one good hefty spin like in the Price is Right just to see how many revolutions that thing can take before the G-forces fling all the shades around like an exploding grenade...just once, juuust once... before I walk out the door of the 7- er, Nordstrom I'd like to do that.
