ANOTHER HUMP DAY
Alright.. The Stallion is back after 2 nights of remission.. Geez Piaa, give a guy a break. The Giants losing the World Series is worst than breaking up with your girlfriend or your dog dying. And you think I'm lying about that! Ok...... Where do I begin? Whoooooo... Give me another minute...... Man.. that was a tough pill to swallow..

Ok.. I'm ready.. let's forget about the weekend and concentrate on something else.. the NBA is back! Wippee! Why I've been a Golden State Warrior fan for so long it's beside me. Being a Warrior fan is like your friend hooking up with the chick from hell who he's been with for years, and his pussy ass can't break up with her bitch ass (sorry the hostility from Game 6 is still present. I apologize for the harsh interpretations.) He's been with her forever and everyone on the gosh darn planet knows she's a bitch except him. Like a Warrior Fan, you're trapped with nonsense forever. You think this is the year it's going to turn around, then you realize that you said that the last 5 years.. And you know the guy ain't going to break up with her so you're stuck.. A Warrior Fan for life..

Ok.. well back to the topic at hand.. I must tell you that I had a pretty weird moment the other night while I went out with my cousins who are my boys (Thus the title of this blog, Boy's Night Out! I'm so on point..haha) Went to this costume house party on Friday at my other cousin's house.. Had a blast.. The fish were biting and the fruit was ripe.. if you know what I mean! The party turns out to be a success.. exchanged a few conversations, IM addresses, etc., threw down quite a few Cap and Cokes, you know the typical fun Friday night House party where you feel good after because you can hear yourself talk and you don't smell like smoke at the end (uh.. hum.. Piaa.. j.k.)

So my cousins and I decide to stay a the house for awhile. At approximately 2am, The last thing I remember was eating a corn dog. After that, I don't remember a thing. The funny, yet scary thing about this is the actions that took place after. My cousin called me in the morning and started asking me questions. He says, "Are you alright?" I say yeah.. why.. He says, "cuz you threw up last night!" I said, "No I didn't".. He said yeah you did.. look outside.. You threw up on the side of the street.. I said... bull sh*t.. Then I went and looked and there it was.. I DIDN' T REMEMBER THAT AT ALL! Then he goes on to tell me that I took a piss at my cousin's house outside.. I don't remember that either.. and then the WORST of it all.. He said I made a phonecall and talked to some girl for about 10 minutes on the phone on our way home. That one I thought he was lying, but when I checked my calls, the phone call was placed at 2:30am!!! YIKES!! And it was to my ex-girlfriend!!! I called my ex that same day and asked her if I called and she said, yeah.. I asked her what I said and she said you were just talking nonsense, but we were carrying a conversation.. excuse my french, but F**K!!!! I don't freakin' remember the conversation at all! How scary is that!!

She was all mad at me after, for not remembering, but I told her to take it as a compliment since I called her unconsciously..Plus.. i didn't say anything bad.. (at least that's what she told me!) haha.. It's all gravy now.. Ain't that a trip, though.. Has that happened to anyone else? I thought people were messin' with me at first, but I saw the proof on the phone and on the street! Weird what alcohol could do..

My lesson was definitely learned... No drinking 4 or more days a week.. I'll stick to 2 maybe 3.. haha.. Take care everyone and remember, "It's better to be sorry than safe" when you're with the Stallion! Happy Halloween.. BOOOWWAHHHHHHH BOOWAHHHHH!!!

Post-Giants
So are you all you San Franciscans alright?? Next year na lang.

HUMP DAY
So I'm at work today, all depressed on "Hump Day" (wednesday for those don't know what they call the day representing the middle of the week and work goes downhill from that point on) mostly because the Giants lost last night.. thinking that they may be out of the Series if they lose the next one..with the Angels hitting the crap out of the ball.. plus stuff wasn't going right at work, got several complaint emails, haven't really done anything productive this week...you know the story.. A BAD WEEK thus far... and then it all changed when I get this call at approxiamately 12:30 today...

My buddy who works for the 49ers (a dream job) calls me up on the phone as I'm talking to one of my clients and he says... "I got a very important question for you." I said, what's that? He continues, "Do you want to go to the World Series tonight?" I said, "you gotta be kidding me!!! You got tickets!" He says yeah... and I was speechless.. I almost fainted.. I thought he was shittin' me.. But it is true.. I'm going to the freakin' Series.. I can't believe it. This has been a dream of mine since I was born. And now I finally get to go. I thought I struck out like everyone did with the internet and calling last week at 10am.. (Giants fans.. feel me on that one!) I tried using my connections, but to no avail. And now I'm lucky enough to go.. Well I thank my boy for hooking it up and hopefully the Giants can pull one off today and tie up the series. At least a couple true fans will be there to cheer them on rather than all the corporate sponsor non-baseball fans that have no idea what's going on since their company paid for the seats. Hopefully I'll bring good luck tonight..

I told my buddy that for inviting me to the game, I would either get him some Wall-to-Wall Action at Centerfolds for one hour on the way home. A pretty good service coming out of the pocket.. Or maybe just straight up hit the Thailand Su Su Spa Masage Parlor for some raw digga style! hmm.... Whatever it takes to thank my friend for inviting me to the biggest game in Giants history! Thus.. another boy's night out will go down in history on yes, HUMP DAY.. and hopefully the day the Giants turned the Series and momentum around..

GO GIANTS!

Speaking of the Giants...
So it's pretty funny that the World Series is going on right now, and NOBODY in New York even cares! It's pretty ridiculous. I find myself at bars and at home screaming/ jumping up and down, turning to my left and right and no one even flinching. Take for example, Game 2, on Sunday... Bottom of the 9th, Bonds hits a homerun, I proceed to JUMP UP and scream, then my roommate comes out of her room and says, "What's going on? ... Oh, is that the World Series?"
CLASSIC, huh?
All the sports bars around here that are usually hopping with excitement have normal attendance. In fact, a couple of the local dives that usually show sports, aren't even showing the game... Talk about anti-California sentiment!!
Anyway, although I'm an East Coaster, I still support my California teams...
Go Giants!!

Sorry, been busy lately. But the subject is "Boy's Night Out." Don't know how to follow that last blog. I guess if we all responded to that last one then we could go on and on how everything sucks. Or we can just stick to less meaningful banter because I think it's more comical. And we all wanna laugh. And regarding your question, I'm just gonna stay out of that one....girls can do whatever they want.... as far as I'm concern they can let their asses hang out too!
GO GIANTS!!! we got game 3!

Dang...
Didn't mean to shut people down!! What's going on with everyone???

Should we go back to less meaningful banter??

How about-- Why do girls with big tummies always feel the need to wear shirts that show off their tummies??? Do they really think that guys want to see that??? Or are they acting out as a psychological-sexual compromise for having a big tummy???

AMERIKKKA
So I went home early today because I'm fighting the flu (notice, I don't HAVE the flu, but I'm FIGHTING it). Since this is my first time home before 4pm in a long ass time, I decided to watch TRL... it's amazing how I used to religiously watch TRL when I DIDN'T live in New York, and now that I do live here, 1) I don't watch it ever and 2) I would never even attempt to go to Times2 during taping. Granted, I'm a lot more older, mature, have higher celebrity status (and need to be concerned with my safety), but something about living in New York makes you more grounded and less celebrity-happy. (By the way, I was on the subway with Sandra Bullock yesterday afternoon. She sat directly across from me).

Anyway, on to my TRL story... I only caught the last 15 minutes or so but here who was in the Top Three Video Countdown.

1) Eminem
2) Kelly Clarkson
3) Christina Aguilera

Yes, one out of the top three is an ethnic minority (Christina Aguilera, in case you forgot), so I should be happy... BUT i got to thinking that this order of musical popularity is a direct reflection of the ameriKKKanization of our youth.

I. GUILTY CONSCIENCE: Eminem admits that he would never be making the amount of money that he makes if he wasn't White. He blatantly calls out White people in telling them "If I was Black, I know I wouldn't make half, I didnt have to graduate from Lincoln High to know that" and yet White people religiously buy his music and treat him like a god. No, his message isn't even getting across... White people still are not buying "Colored" music in the same amounts that they are buying "White" music. So although he's basically saying "You White people are stupid," they still buy his music and love every minute of it.

II. SELL OUT- Kelly Clarkson, America's Idol, in #2. First of all the song is complete cheese (soooo cheesy, that I find myself singing it in the shower every morning)... BUT it isn't music. It's a Hollywood-produced song and image... It's as if someone in Hollywood said "Hey, let's push for something so ridiculously stupid, just to see if American Youth buys into it..." And yes, they did. The song was blatantly written for a White person to win. Tamyra Gray or Christina Christian didn't even have a chance... And while I will continue to support Tamyra and Christina in their musical efforts, I cannot support Kelly Clarkson at all. She's a product of the man.

III. LATINA LOVER- Christina Aguilera's new video, "Dirty" premieres on her new album "Stripped." What is this woman trying to do? Despite recent efforts to represent Latinos as equals in society, Christina Aguilera (and her producers) broadcast her new video, featuring scantily clad horny Latinas and ghetto gangsta wife-beating Chollos, and titles it a common stereotype that many people still attribute to those from Latin America: "DIRTY." Blatant irresponsibilty. Sure, she wants her album to sell, but at what price do you sell out your people in order to do so??? Not feeling me yet?? Well let's say for example, that Jocelyn Enriquez (or any other pinay star) decides to sing a song called "Dogeater" and in the video, she features half-naked Filipina prostitutes and unkempt brown boys picking rice in the fields... Let's say this said video was glamouried and shot in a way where it was so sexy and so appealing, that it started to go to #1... what then does the average white person from Vermont start to think about Pilipinos?? Well, he sees them on TV, and realizes that these people consciously participated in the making of this video, hence all Pilipinos ARE like that... hence, thanks to Christina Aguilera, that same White person in Vermont (or Iowa or Montana or CALIFORNIA) thinks that all Latinos are dirty... Thank you, Christina!
So in conclusion, these top three people show what you have to do make it. 1) Be White. 2) Sing what sells. 3) Sell out your people. The end.

TRANSPLANT IS AN ANGRY MINORITY

So I'm on my racial soapbox again, simply because no one else ever goes on it with me... People are so comfortable with the way that their lives are that they do not sit to think that they are even oppressed. I can admit. I've been guilty of this too, especially if you're in a state like California... In CA, I'm surrounded by people of color all the time, I have access to other Pilipinos and all kinds of Pilipino culture. I'm comfortable. I don't have to think about these issues... And people who do think about all of this stuff are just activists, revolutionaries, and wasting their time, because nothing will ever change... I don't care that a White man is in complete control of my safety, my well-being, and my health. I don't care that a White man teaches my children what is normal. I don't care that I watch White people on TV all the time, and I don't care that people of my same ethnic background are NEVER on TV. We have Rufio, Prince Charming, and Tia Carrere (who tells everyone she's Chinese and Spanish)... I don't care that no one else outside of California even knows what a Filipino is. I don't care that the the second I leave California, I have to explain myself everywhere I go... I don't care that my people are dying of HIV/AIDS, I don't care that my little sisters are all getting pregnant at 14. I don't care that none of my little cousins are graduating from high school... I really don't care... Let's just go clubbing and have sex. That'll be more fun.

Game 1, world SERIES tomorrow!! go Giants!! But anyway, in response to one of the comments, its true that if there is any kind of talk in your relationship about promising to best friends even if you break up is complete crap! if you start hearing stuff like that, you are settin up yourself to get hurt...this means that if we break up, because i find another man, i would still like to talk to you, while i'm tryin to date this new guy, so just in case things don't work this new guy, we can talk about it together...they might as well just as you to slap you in the face while they are talkin about this best friend bull shit, i think its cool to be friends after, but it doesn't help to know that you are gettin replaced right away, and right in front of you, and they wonder what's our problem, why are they mad? of course they don't think of that because they have the comfort of having this new guy to talk to, they don't even know, but they put this new person in front of you so easily...or maybe because they've been doin something behind your back the whole time...but hey this can work both ways for guys and girls...just hate the guys who friggin hang around, with the girl w/the b.f., hoping in his head that he can get with her, so he plays the cool type and becomes friends, jocking her like crazy in his head, then they break up, and whaddya know, there more than friends.... i mean just tell the truth about the breakup, we don't wanna hear all this other crap, why...but just prepared when you say why, to duck or "move get out the way" because i'm bout to be swinging away like barry bonds in the world series and hit that shit all the way to McCovey cove...maybe that's why stuff like usually happens over the phone... all that we ask from if you've been a long term relationship, show some respect, and wait at least 2months before seeing someone....but hey some girls or guys don't realize that there's no I in team, so what can you do? and if you see them together, i know your thinking about giving some RBI's (real bad injuries) to the new guy....but like the stallion says, "no phase" just brush that shit off, and let it go, like a loud fart in the club that no one can hear....ya'll know what i'm talkin about

Boy's Night Out Stops and Picks Up Two More Passengers

On the way to the game, we stop and pick up The Shark and Mr. Splash. Introductions to follow.

BTW guys I need your bios for the sidebar before I start filling it out myself.

Voodoo

THE "NO PHASE" MENTALITY by The Stallion
Life definitely goes on my friend... But let me just say for a young yodle like yourself, you handled your lifesaber like a jedi pimp.. And although you may be stroking that saber a little bit more often (now that you've broken up with your girl!).. it's all good.. Let the breezy breeze away like an autumn day.. kick her completely to the curb, transfer her from your long term memory to short term, hand her a "Get Out of My Life" card.. cuz frankly.. that is NONSENSE with a capital N! Now that it seems like it's over with (sexual encounters don't count as we have discussed in previous chronicles), there's several ways to handle this, but only one true way to come out of it looking like a champ.. That's when you bring in the "NO PHASE" mentality.

The "NO PHASE" mentality is a learned, concentrated art form.. dating back as far as the caveman period.. This mentality..only a few have the ability to do.. Similar to the disciplines of Tai'Chi, Yoga, and Deep Meditation, "NO PHASE" allows you to put down your prides, your anger, your "I told you so's," and even your "I can't believe she's dating that loser!" attitudes out the door in favor of an unchanged attitude as if nothing ever happened. As if the break up.. no matter how severe (3 years in this case) brushed you off like a feather.. You move like nothing hit you.. It's quite a rush to not be bothered by anything, anyone.. Kinda like taking a crap that goes down so smooth, you feel like the day changed! (Ok.. i went too far).. Anyways, when you talk to this person, your friends, co-workers, etc... you don't OVERLY act like you're trying to have too much fun! (The Classic girl who just broke up with her boyfriend and goes ballistic at Mission Rock drinking everything in site - "YEAH!! Liquid Cocaines!", kissing any dude she sees, and at the end- my personal favorite of course... calling the ex's cel phone and yelling at him for no apparent reason!!) Whew.... glad I got through that..

At the same time.. you can't do the complete opposite.. Go into a state of depression. Look all bothered, like a locomotive ran you over! (I felt that way today when I couldn't get Giants Tix online! Sorry ass Tickets.com system!) Your friends ask you to go out and you say. "Uh.. nah.. I'm just going to sleep in." Or you resort by talking about the ex with every person you meet! Or you pick up the phone to call your ex, dial 6 numbers, then hang it up..(since Caller ID was invented and you can't call and hang up anymore! haha) If you act like this, the ex will eat you alive like a 6 dollar burger at Carls JR!

So believe me.. the NO PHASE Mentality is the way to go.. It's a lifelong achievement though that takes lots of practice and patience to perfect.. (I've yet to reach my potential because girls drive me nuts sometimes!). You must talk not bitter, or angry or even short... can't joke too much, too little, or show off how good you are doing.. You shouldn't change anything about you, try new hobbies right away, or show any sort of weakness. All you show is that you are who you've been and you're in control of your life. The best part about it is it drive girls and ex's crazy!!! When you're not bothered by anything.. just living your life. They think there has to be a way for you to act, and can't figure out what's going on.. I'm telling you it's a high to be on top of things and not bothered.. And so what, she's dating someone else.. that's her loss.. Don't question her, tell her how stupid she is, etc.. just say "thank you" for a wonderful 3 years and walk away confident.. Show class, not ass!

Try it and you'll see... She'll most likely want you back in a month..because I truly believe that girls take you for granted when you give them too much, but kiss your ass, when you give them too little.. It's a security complex... But that's another story..

**PLEASE NOTE: The "NO PHASE" Mentality is a trademark from Chapter 4 of a book in the works ... BEING FIAFIA (Samoan for Happy): A Collection of works based on the experience of Guys' dealing with Girls, which will be coming out in January 2004!

HAPPY BOSSES DAY!

oh yeah, to add to my last comment...she dumped me, and her excuse was because her parents wouldn't want her to marry me, as if we're even thinking about it, and then start's seeing this other guy, and she claims that there was no other reason for our breakup, other than her parents...who are very ignorant by the way....and this is after 3 years, where nothing went wrong and were the bestest friends...ah well, life goes on

Giants in the SERIES!! well anyway i have one, speaking of ex-girlfriends, i was dating this one chick for 3 years, was my best friend and all, but broke up, she's seeing someone else now, and she emails me like nothing happened like we're still cool, I don't think she even has a clue, why I would be upset about her seeing someone right after we broke up, not that i'm upset, because i would never a let a girl get to me, but what is up with this chick? is she just clueless about this or is she selfish or what? hope all girls are not like this....sometimes u just have to wonder and say "what's the difference if Bruce Springsteen is his shidoshi?" don't worry guys i'm over it now, but this girl still has no clue....can someone explain this to me???

You just threw the Stallion a bone.. That's an easy one young chikadee minus the feathers. When the ex visits... let me remind you of the words of Missy Eliott........GET YOUR FREAK ON! (geez I can't believe I'm quoting Missy although the new song is quite catchy)....She's visiting you cuz she wants to hit it or misses you or whatever.... You're a guy and regardless of intentions... you should only think with 2 HEADS: the first one is between the legs and the second is holding your brain. Guys... document that because you must live by that statement. Otherwise.. you're in idiot.. Stop holding onto the past.. you must live for now!! Carpe Diem!! Your girl is your ex because that's what she is.. an ex..no need to relive memories and whatever it is you do when you're in a relationship. (Stallion wouldn't know..because I have saved passions and emotions for work, life, and sports and not on girls) She's there to have a good time and you're there to show her one.. If that includes sex.. so be it! No emotional attachments necessary please... There isn't ever a reason for it. Girls are so damn emotional.. They need therapists, not boyfriends.. It's not your job to draw the line or whatever you plan on doing.. Just have fun.. when she comes.. have an awesome time.. share a drink, a few kisses, a pillow...whatever comes to happen.. BUT and I mean BUT.... the minute she gets emotional on you.... kick her ass to the curb! Because you guys are not even together and you didn't agree to have her come out and visit for this reason..

Just before you show her the door.. make sure to get some so it's not a complete waste of time! haha...

Finally with my random thought of the day: "There's two things in this world that smell like Tuna, and one of them is Tuna."

K.I.R. (keep it real)
Stallion Chronicles 2002

GO GIANTS!!!!!!!!

CASE OF THE EX
so what do you do when an ex-girlfriend visits you?? and when i say ex, i mean 3 years ex... not the fresh-ex that you broke up with 2 months ago... it's really the most awkward thing. it's like there's so much history and no more passion... but you still want to show her a good time...
and where do you draw the line?? i won't talk too much about my sexual endeavors, since this the internet, but i find myself thinking 3 ways- with my head, my heart, and my D... (you know-- the general, the big brown snake, the schlong...) my head says (and tells her) "NO. Nothing can happen..." My heart says "No, nothing should happen". My D says... well, those are private conversations that i can't share with the world... haha...

anyway, not that this is even about me... i'm asking for my friend.

MEDIOCRE ASIAN GIRLS...
So if you thought that CALIFORNIA MAGS were bad, let me tell you about MICHIGAN MAGS and NEW YORK MAGS:

TERMINOLOGY:
now I use the term Asian loosely, because as my following may know, I don't appreciate the term "Asian" as a way to group hundreds of ethnic groups together. Every ethnic group has a specific culture and history that needs to be understood before grouping them all into one... Additionally, by using the term Asian, Pililipinos tend to be overlooked, because as society has instilled in us, ASIAN really means EAST ASIAN= Chinese, Japanese, Korean... So in my little spill today, I will talk about PILIPINA GIRLS specifically, because those are the types of women that i'm exposed to most...

MICHIGAN PILIPINAS:
in the state of Michigan, the population is approximately 3% Asian/Pacific Islander... which means that in every 100 people, only 3 of them will be Asian... More specifically, one will probably be Asian Indian, another Chinese, and the other will be either Pilipino, Vietnamese, or HMong... Now because there are very few Pilipina girls, most of them are seen as "exotic," giving them a "weird sense of confidence"... i say weird, because they're still taught that Whiteness is beautiful, but confident, because a lot of guys will hit on them... Plus, in a state in the Midwest, where values are still very conservative and sex is kept in the bedroom, people are definitely not as sexually liberal as they are in California. (My one Californian Friend who moved to Michigan for Grad School always got weird looks for wearing her typical tubetop or handkerchief tops, that would be considered normal in California)... Because of this experience, different types of Pilipina American women evolve into:
1) The Eternal Virgin who won't date anyone (pickiness is her excuse)
2) The Girl who's very sexual but will never admit to it
3) The Girl who only dates White guys, because Asian guys are like her "brothers"
4) The Girl who leads a guy on as much as she possibly can, but won't make the "next" move b/c she's conservative.

NEW YORK PILIPINAS:
new york pilipina girls are a little different... but class issues and communities that they grew up in, make oh-so-much the difference...
Pilipina girls who grew up in either large Pilipino communities or at least in communities of color, tend to be like most girls in California:
1) loud, independent, and aggressive
2) strong sense of identity (PINAY POWER)
3) a perfect combo of traditional Filipina values and strong independent woman
4) enjoys all types of men- from Pilipinos to Whites to Puertoricans or Egots...
5) knows that every guy in the room wants her, and does whatever it takes to get free drinks...
Pilipina girls who grew up in upperclass White areas, tend to be very much like most assimilated (aka white-washed) Asian Girls
1) Don't identify with Pilipinos at all... (I once was talking to a girl in NYC who said "Are you talking to me because I'm Filipino, because I don't usually do the whole Filipino thing.)
2) Hang around with all White people and don't even realize that they're a chocolate chip in a bucket of vanilla...
3) Talk like valley girls w/ New York accents...
As a side note, New York City has a reputation of attracting all kinds of people from all over the world who claim to be "New Yorkers" but really aren't (i.e. ME). Therefore, upon meeting a New York Girl, it is important to assess where she's from... If she's originally from California and moved to NY (which seems to be the case through and through) then none of these rules will apply...

Okay, I'm off my soapbox...
Happy Pilipino American History Month

M.A.G.S. Rule... (Mediocre Asian Girls) Uh oh.. PD Fablo is right.. Hot chicks esp. Asian hot chicks think they are soooooo good lookin'.. Go to any Asian club and you know what I'm talking about. They're pretty, they know they're pretty, and they don't give anyone the time of day..(Except their guy male friend.. Every fine girl has a "guy" male friend, a Paul.. who makes her laugh, buys her drinks, talks with on the phone, but she would never go for him and he usually knows he has no chance, but likes hangin' with her anyways because.. well.. she's fine..) You all know these type of guys.. Anyways, these chicks think every freakin dude is trying to pick up on them just by saying HI....Ok.. I'll admit.. there are some sleezy, disgusting, nasty guys out there that just want nothing better to do than to bring you home and screw your brains out.. REALLY..I know plenty.. but we're not all like that..

And these girls come in all shapes and sizes.. shorties with stylettos (is that the correct spelling?) or tall ones with a pretty face, saggin' boobs (if at all), and a flat ass.. You know who they are.. we know who they are.. As if they are a prize to be won.. As if they are models or something.. Ummm.. I hate to break it down, but import show car models don't count. haha.. I mean.. seriously.. it is really rare to find an asian/filipino/ hot chick that's mad cool.. My best friend is a half filipino/half white hottie and she admits she's a bitch. And she is! I used to see her in action all the time! (That was before she had her kid of course..) But why is that? Why do all my non-asian friends and guys in general have fettishes for an Asian chick!?! Are you guys really all that? This may not apply to all of you, but the funny thing is... we all know at least one girl like this.. Believe me.. guys know plenty.. Go to your local Asian Hip Hop joint on the weekend, and you'll see a packed house! Believe it cuz it's true.. The Stallion wouldn't lie...

Raise up my dawgs!

Go Giants! hopefully they'll pull game 1...but anways the hottest chicks at the club or bar are always hardest to approach because for one thing, they are intimidating and two, there can be a lot of pressure, when all your boys are watching your every move, hoping that you score, so that you enjoy his glory as well, as if you got some yourself,
and if they are especially hot, i think the girl knows that and know that all the guys are jocking, only boosting her ego, i say don't give her the time of day, unless she comes over and talks, why don't girls do that more? they always have to wait for the guy to come over....ah well i say go for the mediocre chicks, they don't expect to get much attention if there are other girls that are especially hot, so if a guy approached they'd be happy that you paid attention to them and make her day, unless ur complete dork...
so anyway i'm gonna try and remember these notes for the next time i go to a bar or club...and maybe instead of being on the losers at the bar w/a beer saying "i'm chilling"
i'm gonna do something, with enough drinks, mediocre chicks with nice bodies have lots of possibilities too

Today is Wednesday.. Giants Game 1 of NLCS. The prelude to my heart attack.. I'm going to probably hit up a bar and watch the game there with some buddies.. Today is definitely a "Boy's Night Out".. Speaking of Boy's Night's Out.. Let me just say that I've had some memorable ones just in the past year. Actually just last week.. I went out with my buddy, his friend, and my cousin. We did the normal bar hoppin' on a Thursday night.. from pub to pub.. and ended up at O'shea's - my former college hangout (avg. age 21)... We were all pretty embarassed to be there since the average age among us was 28 (except my cousin who still goes to college and felt right at home). Anyhow.. we're throwing down a few and all of a sudden my buddy sees this girl.... A brunette from heaven! An Elle Macpherson look alike.. Sitting by her lonesome self.. (now of course she could've easily been between 18 -with fake ID or 24, but she was hot regardless!) We all started to come up with our theories why she was not being approached.. Was she snobby? Did she come with her cockblocking friends? Did she have a sex change? What was it? It turns out.. none of that was going on..

We concluded that she was SO hot.. that she was intimidating to most guys.. After several looks at each other, she's was just waiting for my boy to approach her.. He's not your typical shy guy with no balls, but that night he needed a little encouragement even though he's a 6'4 whiteboy who has girls approach him alot.... Maybe he felt under pressure because we were watching.. But he wasn't his usual stud self.. He doesn't move until we give him the pep talk.. His friend (with a few drinks) says the quote of the night that can be used to any guy at anytime to get his no kahonas ass to make a move.. He says, "You are the best looking guy in this entire bar! Stop watching the paint dry and get your ASS over there pronto!" Funny thing was I believed it.. and so did my cousin.. My buddy would be our hero for the night!

So he proceeds that way as if he's wearing a freakin cape! Then all of a sudden.. he stops and stands a couple of feet from her.. After a few minutes.. we use hand gestures to get him to move closer yelling things like "IDIOT!" and DUMBASS! He continues to sip his brew while we stand afar waiting for him to blow it.. Then the inevitable happens... the goddess' friends come by and they all freakin' leave!!!!!!!.. We look at him in utter disappointment as if you just got a ticket and just missed the meter maid by 5 minutes! (happened to me today.. crap!) I didn't talk to him the rest of the night despite his apologies for DROPPING THE BALL (of course jokingly)..There's plenty of fish in the sea I suppose.. So we won't talk about it again.. But opportunity lost.. (even though he did talk to this other girl and got her number..she was the Goddess' ugly stepsister for all I care!) The eternal mission was aborted.. Oh well...Driving on the way home.. I ask him, "By the way, how's your girlfriend doing?"

Go Giants!

I feel you young padiwan jedi... As a season veteran.. aka Benito Santiago.. I can tell you that 80% of the girls that go to clubs don't neccesarily want to go "hit the hay" with you.. but wouldn't mind some stimulating conversation, having you buy drinks for them, and flirting, which then could lead to something more.. Of course.. us dudes.. are thinking the other way around. Is she "hit it" material.. if so, then continue to talk to her.. and maybe she turns out to be a good person and a potential girlfriend after you seal the deal.. haha. Nah. but seriously.. In a cynical, yet real way to look at, isn't that better? Because you get to see someone at their most vulnerable state (naked), you sleep with them and evaluate their performance right away which will decipher alot of truths about someone (uh.. humm.. closet freak or not)... Before you go and invest the time into someone.. Isn't sex a huge part of the relationship? Usually as a guy, when you meet someone.. you buy her flowers, go to the movies.. buy dinner, and all that cool, yet expensive stuff.... then to find out that a girl won't even let you feel her up after the first time you mess around! And won't go down on you? How ubsurd is that!?! Wouldn't you girls want to know if the guy is a "STALLION" or not right off the bat and know if he's going to give you what you want right away? Nothing sucks (not literally) more than to be with someone that's not that great in bed.. It ruins everything else because there's nothing to look forward to at the end of the day! And you know you won't be able to marry this person unless you take some lesson plans out or invest in spice on your cable dial.. Oh well.. not all guys are good as well.. but remember this.. What Viagra can do, it can't cure bad rhythm...The Stallion Speaks..

what up! this is my first time doing this "blogging" thing. i live in san francisco, goin to school right now in my last year, graduating in may... but anyway speaking of "boy's night out" i was at a bar chillin w/my cousin and some friends, so we're chilling drinking beers, of course looking around for some girls that we can possibly "hook" with that night, but is it just me and my friends that are always thinking like this every time we go out, i think it's probably most guys, but i'm wondering if girls actually think this way too, and if they, then we're missing out, so is it just us or all guys, who have our radars on 24/7, even at church (how bad is that?)...but i wanna know if there are girls that think like guys, where do they kick it at??

part 2...

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