The Big Aiyah

...I wasn't always like this continued
As I've grown; I've learned, made mistakes, re-applied lessons, and re-introduce myself to me. Throughout the melange of transformations and personal mantras, specific songs have defined my personal anthem or battlecry. So, let me bite off of Dave Chappelle's skit, "Dave on Dave" and see (for myself) how I've changed through the years.
At 14: Relationships - When asked what's going on with the girl I've been talking too, I'd reply, "ohhh man...we just messin' (even though I'm head over heels trippin over her)."
Theme songs - "If It Isn't Love" by New Edition, "I'll Give Al My Love" by Keith Sweat, "Here and Now" by Luther Vandross

At 18: Relationships - When asked what's going on with the ladies, I'd reply, "don't matter...all these females are b**ches and sl**ts anyway."
Theme songs - "O.P.P." by Naugty by Nature, "If You Want It" by 2nd II None

At 22: Relationship - When asked what's going on with the ladies, I'd reply, "s*****! YOU tell me?!"
Theme songs - "Pony" by Ginuwine, "Don't wanna be a Player" by Joe, "Sumthin Sumthin" by Maxwell

25+: Relationship - When asked what's going on with the ladies, I'd reply, "I was on the road to marriage, but boy I must have been driving drunk."
Theme songs - "Let's Get Married" Jagged Edge, "The Light" by Common, "Where I wanna Be" by Donnell Jones

posted by evil rat @ 11:41 AM

::seeing the world through roughed-up Raybans

Excluding couples who are married, engaged, or are just in their "honeymoon phase," are there really guys who are happy in their current relationship?

As Chris Rock said, "a man is only as loyal as his options." Someone, please tell me, I'm way offbase in how I feel about relationships, and C.R. and myself are in the minority as far as guy's group think.

posted by evil rat @ 6:22 PM