squeak's mindless rambling....

So....I have a friend who's engaged...and she met her fiance through americansingles.com. He's a pretty dayam cute, smart, and he gives off good vibes...She's a hottie herself. They even bought a house. Not to mention, that she met her ex bf through americansingles.com also. May be I should put up a bio...and what I'm looking for.

Here's the criteria I would post:
Looking for single male 23 - 32 - that wears beanies and drives a stick shift.

Like I'd really join a dating service....but gosh, considering my drought....may be I should....

posted by piaadoll @ 10:30 AM

need i say more?

posted by mooncake @ 4:44 PM

How to interpret this...squeak style

OK..so homeboy goes "Squeak.....Can you find me a girl.....EXACTLY like you???"

Not to mention he's repeated that several times...

So what's wrong with the real deal? hehehe

OH..here's another quote from another homeboy, "If I were you, I'd be getting laid everyday."

Thanks?!!????

::scratcheshead::

posted by piaadoll @ 6:19 PM

hmm... tell me how to interpret this.

Yesterday Friend's boyfriend attempted to give me massage while chatting.
Friend was not around.

hmmmmm.......

posted by mooncake @ 2:10 PM

Much appreciating SF now that I've gone to white town Atlanta.

That town is much divided. Blacks live in the southern part, whites live in the northern part, and the gays live midtown.

Oh btw, all the women have rocks on their fingers. I mean there were maybe 10 women ther who were under thirty. All blond, all wearing long skirts and blouses, and all have picket fenced homes with husband and all want to change the world by teaching.

*puke*

posted by mooncake @ 12:13 PM

No one has posted in awhile..so I'm gonna post...even if it's my random sh*t...

Something about white guys in beanies....I watched 8 Mile the other day, and although I'm not exactly an eminem fan, I thought the movie was hella good. Not to mention that he wore a beanie in 99.5% of the scenes - and that made him look pretty scrumptious.

In fact, I just have a weakness for guys (in general) in beanies...nice beanies....like skull caps.....or rather, guys in beanies riding a snowboard - ALL the guys look hot on the slopes....I can't blame it on beer goggles, but rather, may be it's my goggles - the real ones. =)

I think I need a fix....and since my Super Comforter Lovin Bed isn't getting any action...Well, let's put it this way - Wonder why PIAA goes snowboarding every weekend?? It's called, diverted aggression...I need to take it out somewhere, no???

posted by piaadoll @ 11:01 PM

So I've been out of town for the past month so, and just recently got back from the island of wahines and mai tais. I'm having a mello, yet belligerent time for my friend's wedding when......I got wind of a conversation, that indicated a female friend of mine is really diggin me. This girl and I have been friends since ONYX was hot. How did I find this out? Well, she's been acting different towards me for the past month or so (no more insults, volunteers to run errands, reminds me of my few endearing qualities and accomplishment, etc.). Anyway, I noticed her gets more and more depressed as the vacation wore on, especially when I'm scoping the females @ the beach & tryin to game at the clubs.

I'm not supposed to know that she likes me, but I think at least half of the clic knows and have been dropping innuendos since we got back. i.e. (from our distribution list)

(puppy crush girl): "The one that may be looking for you may not BE THE ONE...the one I wanted to find me never did.

(her girlfriend):The "1" that she's looking 4 is so close, but yet so far. : )

(brutus): "hey....he's only a hop-skip-and a jump away!!"

So to cut to the chase, what do I do now? I've always considered her a really close friend; cousin/sister-like almost. But when you don't see someone that way......Just cuz we're both single doesn't mean we should hook up, right?

posted by evil rat @ 6:06 PM

"You should get some blindfolds and handcuffs."
"I need to save money... how bout I cut off a sleeve from a black t-shirt and put that over your eyes, then tie your hands up with dental floss?"
"Damn cheap Asian sex."

posted by lester @ 12:38 AM

I got an email from one of my girls today, and she can't kick it anytime in November...I wanted to throw a little dinner to pick out kris kringles or something. I mean, I don't get it. There's only 4 of us and we can never find an itsy bitsy pocket in our schedules to meet up. It got me kinda flustered today. I was gonna "reply all" and say something to the extent of, "How come I'm the only one that can meet up whenever?? I mean, I'm down for any dates my girls throw out. I must have no life." It got me all worked up cuz man, I was getting hit with the whole "Sorry I can't meet up, I'm going out with my bf for dinner." I couldn't help but think, "Ok....don't you guys see each other everyday?"

May be I'm just feeling neglected by my "taken" friends. May be I'm just lonely and bitter. May be I'm just stressed at work and I just need somewhere to take it out.

Balance, balance my friends. What's so hard about that? I admit, I dropped off the face of the earth for a good 2 years since I was with my possessive ex that kept me in a glass box. (That didn't sound right, but you get the point) I definitely made up for lost time quickly after we broke up..I'm glad for that....I rebuilt bridges...got in touch with old friends, made some new friends...and all that good stuff. But god help me if I neglect my friends once I have a man...HELLS NO!! I won't ever do that again.. Shoot me if I end up with a guy who won't let me be me....Well, don't shoot me..just tell me I'm being dumb.

Thank god I didn't reply back - work got me distracted and made me forget....

::phew::

I'm OK now! Really! I'll just think about snow. =)

posted by piaadoll @ 10:33 PM

I am brain dead. Weekend spent studying... no dates, no hot boys to look at, no nothing!

But I did get to watch 8 mile.

Eminem is SO hot...

posted by mooncake @ 11:10 AM

Hey all! I too, would have posted my bed---> If I knew how to work the friggen digital camera. Its the whole transferring it to my pc where I get lost.....shows you all how technologically advanced I am! Congrats to Squeak on the win! I am looking forward to to the Ketel and Cran. No REALLY, I am REALLY looking forward to the Ketel and Cran. hahahahahah =)

posted by Basket @ 12:14 AM

GREETINGS! this is THE AVENGER OF DISCO FUNK (echo....) formally known as UJ (universe junky)
checking in after a long hiatus, in bed. i've been sick....(what's with this bed talk by the way?)
shit: LET'S GET IT ON - ON THE DISCO FUNKY FUTON-CHICA-BOWN-BOWWWN.
vote that. i'd have my bed posted if i knew how to work my damn digital camera. my bed
sure don't look NOTHING like the ones i'm seeing. it's another thing, though, to be all up in it.
with me. trust. god gave me a down comforter for a reason.

anyhow, i've been graduated from a futon to a QUEEN size bed, ohqua! (shut up Voodoo).
and i'm loving it. it was actually a second hand bed b/c the previous owners have
bought, check this: A CALIFORNIA KING. what da fuck!?$% shit's bigger than my kitchen.
give ME a california king cuz lord knows i need a good earthquake shaking, 8+ and i ain't
talking about the richter scale either (eww, i can't believe i just wrote that).

FYI FELLAS -- there's a new cocktail waitress working at the hukilau. a nice addition according to my homeboy.

peas-out,

the Avenger.

posted by The Avenger @ 6:18 PM

And the Ahi Poke and Beer Go To....

Squeak!

Congratulations to Squeak and her millions of adoring fans for sharing with us her bed (not literally you whores). Her bed proved to have some loft and peeps found a soft spot for her lowly twin bed and spoke in droves.

Now if only we can find a man to fit in the bed. He'd have to be a midget, tho. God knows, no big dude will fit on the dinky bed! ;-)

Congrats! More details to let you know when the Ahi Poke and Ketel and Cran will be administered.

More contests to follow. If you have any recommendations for a contest, email me!

Voodoo

posted by Voodoo Child @ 11:46 AM

I'm the definitely the Big Aiyah blogging hog..and bed hog, for that matter!

Come celebrate my Super Duper Comforter Lovin Bed Victory on Saturday... ::cheers::
Faded

posted by piaadoll @ 11:41 AM

Speaking of Beds in general...

So...I'm planning this ski trip (and yes my BRL brothas and sistahs are welcome to come!) It's December 19 - 22. Anyways....

I just realized.....

Am I gonna end up in the Master bedroom SOLO on a king size bed????? Who's gonna sleep in my bed?? Holy sh*tballs....I'll guess I'll worry about that when I get there....or better yet, I'll tell booboo that he'll have a lot of legroom. =)

posted by piaadoll @ 8:00 PM

Speaking of Squeak's Super Comforter Lovin Bed....

I've had this duvet cover forever (spent like a hundred bucks for it) tried putting it on once before, but I got so frustrated, so I put it back in the plastic. Well, I tried again tonight...and Voila! It's on! Now it looks like Super Duper Comforter Lovin Bed.

Did I mention, it made me sweat putting that on? Shiiiiiiiiiiett!

By the way, Vote for Squeak - Mine looks likes the one with the least action! =)

posted by piaadoll @ 11:38 PM

ATTACK OF THE KILLER BEDS


It's time to vote on whose bed just rocks (even though there's no lovin' going on in there...supposedly). Here's the poll. Cheating is encouraged, and remember, the winner gets an Ahi Poke and a Beer courtesy of the Voodoo during the next BRL staff meeting. Please scroll down to witness the three very sexy and inviting interiors.

Bed Voodoo

Whose bed just screams to be pounced on in a fit of passion? Fabloaf's Jungle Nooky Bed Squeak's Super Comforter Lovin Bed Boy Wonder's Knock Some Paintings off da Wall Bed Search The Internet

Vote for your favorite bed. Your comments in the comments section just may sway the vote! What say you, Bed Competitors?

Voodoo

posted by Voodoo Child @ 2:38 PM