I said....

Wrapping his toy necklace around his neck...
"Look Mums, it's a snake-lace."

Eating edamame.
"Ed (pointing at Pops) and Mommy!"

Mums: What do you call the person who drives a train?
"Conductor."
Mums: What do you call the person who flies a plane?
"Pilot...And what do you call the person who drives the boat?"

Mums:  Ummmm...a sailor.

"No Mums, Pirate!"

Mums:  Can I bite your butt?

"No.  It's dirty.  I poo-poo."

"Mums, can we go to the park today?"

Mums:  No, Tootles.  It's too cold outside.

(Tootles looks out the window)  "Mums!  Look, what a lovely day."