my booty-butt is FREE!

I know, I've been gone. Again, not my fault. Actually these days, NOTHING is my fault (wink, wink). But I'm here now, and I want to share some great news.

A couple weeks ago Mums and Pops took me to this thing called "Open House." They lied. It wasn't a house. It was an "Open Building" really. There were a lot of other kiddies there with their Mums and Pops too. I got to see my school (maybe) and I got to play some of the toys and games in my class (maybe). Mums and Pops talked to teachers and I just played. When it was time to go home, I sorta had a fit. Just an itty bitty fit because I wanted to stay in my new school and play with my toys. Plus, I've been waiting and waiting for this dang boy to stop playing with this car! He never took turns! What's that all about? I think he needs to go to school so he can learn how to take turns (sigh).

Leaving my school, Mums says if I really want to go to school I need to pee and poop all the time in the big boy potty. Not just when I want to or when Mums reminds me. Boy oh Boy, say no more! If that's all it takes to go to school, I'll do it! In ONE day, folks. I am fully and pamper-free potty trained. Well, I still wear my pampies at night, but I do come off dry in the mornings. So come school time, I'm ready!

So Mums taught me like this - hold down my wee-wee, shoot in the middle, give it a shakie-shake, dab-dabs with toilet paper, wipe the toilet seat, put the lid down, then flush. I have had some oopsies where I couldn't hold down in time and pee'd all over. That's okay, right? Accident. Plus Mums says accidents happen and Pops does it all the time - ha!