Wedding Planning
Everyone keeps asking me how that is going. Rather ok other than the fact that the wedding coordinator at the church is a scatterbrain. I should be worried about the guestlist and who's coming and our budget, but right now the only thing on my mind is getting rid of my armpit fat. I know it's very superficial... but that's all I care about right now. No armpit fat for the wedding. Apparently I have to get to the gym and do a whole bunch of dumbbell manouvres. Not my cup of tea. There must be some yoga position for this. Or I may just have to up the cardio to burn it off. The trouble with that is you can't tell the body where to burn fat off of. There must be a pill for this.

1 Comments:
wait, where is this happening again? What church?
btw, armpit fat? you kill me. you are a stick.
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