i saved america

I'm back in Sun Dyago to enjoy turkey day here. We did come home for a tad bit, but went on the airplane again. I think I'm gonna be here for a good while again because Pops has to go to Can't-Get-Me Kentucky for a lot of days so me and Mums are just going to stay here. We were suppose to go home on Sun Day, but no more.

Anyways, before I went on the airplane the funny looking lady looked through all my stuff in my backpack. Mann, she even touched my snacks! Cootie girl - blah!!! After looking at everything, funny looking lady took my sunscreen and applesauce. Big meanie.

Pops was a tad bit upset and told the lady that my sunscreen and applesauce kept America safe. Is that true? Thanks to me, I kept our country safe! Yippee for me!!!

So, to all of you, now you can have a very happy and safe Turkey Day thanks to me - and my suncreen and applesauce.