New 'Benetton' Friends

With my new baby brother or sister coming, Mums and Pops thought it would be nice for me to have a place of my own. My own. So I ment new friends - Ninang says their my 'Benetton' friends.

Ask her.

I play with my new friends, I get into fights with my new friends, I cry with my new friends and I eat with my new friends.

My first lunch was cut up cheese, turkey deli, grapes, bananas and quaker crisps. Turkey deli, yuck! Cheese, mmmmm, so-so. Grapes, sour. Quaker crisps, pretty good. Bananas, yummy! So yummy that when I was done eating all mine, I took some from my friends. I love Nanas!

After lunch I go home for my nappie.

Here's a list I don't understand though. If I stay with my new friends, am I going to have to follow this list? Even number 6!?!?



What's a dick? How do I ride one?