When I was 15, I had a massive crush on this girl and I told my cousin about it. He was like "GO for it." And I said "Ahhh she's too pretty..she's out of reach." He looked at me and said "Listen to me! Nothing is out of reach! Well except Pluto...cuz that mofucka is out there...but yeah..otherwise, nothing is out of reach." So after this chick resoundingly rejects me...I realize that there are in fact OTHER things out of reach besides Pluto.


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from now on let's apply "pluto" as code for any "unreachables". of course we'll come to see that this will never apply to women when we're out socially but to other things... deep fried extra tasty crispy bonless kfc mash potato fritter biscuit sandwich in gravy sauce... thats pluto.
so how does it affect the story when now they no longer consider Pluto as a planet.. lol.. msnbc
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