Annoying Gym Person # 88
The elderly lady with the horrific melting candle-wax body wearing a very revealing 80's mid-riff leotard set. She's got her gut pouring out of the damn thing and she always comes around the lower end of the free weight section where only maybe 10% of the women go. Since Im not built like a gorilla I can't really avoid her b/c the dumbells I can curl weigh the same as the big box of detergent that you can purchase in Costco. She's always there...and she's always sweaty and her face looks like Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas if she didn't stop using heavily years ago. I wish she only looked like this once in a while but she consistently looks this way and she's probably not going to change anytime soon so I guess I better get used to it.
The elderly lady with the horrific melting candle-wax body wearing a very revealing 80's mid-riff leotard set. She's got her gut pouring out of the damn thing and she always comes around the lower end of the free weight section where only maybe 10% of the women go. Since Im not built like a gorilla I can't really avoid her b/c the dumbells I can curl weigh the same as the big box of detergent that you can purchase in Costco. She's always there...and she's always sweaty and her face looks like Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas if she didn't stop using heavily years ago. I wish she only looked like this once in a while but she consistently looks this way and she's probably not going to change anytime soon so I guess I better get used to it.
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