The Weekender

Sunday, July 02, 2006

Oooooooooooooook what a way to wake up in the morning. Can I just tell you!!!

Since I live in Oakland now, i've had to change a couple of things. Not only have I had to change my license and contact a bunch of folks of my new name and address but I've had to change my work schedule. Yeah... 8am - 5pm is a pretty good schedule, but not when you're havin to cross that Bay Bridge. You would think leaving at 6:30 am would be a pretty good time for me to leave. An hour before I start right. Well only if' you'd like to creep into the Fast Trak lane and not cross that toll plaza for another 30 minutes and then once you get goin on that bridge, there's a car stalled due to they thought they could make it thru the bridge being on E ( no not the drug ) but E as being EMPTY gas tank.

So what have I done to make my new living and commute arrangements easier on The Weekender..... I've changed my schedule to 7am - 4pm. Even better!!! Well kinda... although I get a little more day light and maybe I can hit up the post office and banks before they close, it means i've gotta get up even earlier and go to bed early as well.... What time you may ask? 5 am folks!!! Well 5 am to alarm and 5:30 am to really get out of bed and be out the door or garage at least by 6am. And what time am I yawning, by 9pm. Yes..can't be hangin out too late anymore..

It's been nice so far, especially since it's summer break. I just noticed how much nicer the commute is. Well I've gotta tell you that just the other day, I was really sleepy still and I was driving my normal route to get to the toll plaza, which consists of city streets and driving thru West Oakland. So as I turned the corner, I noticed this lady or man or man lookin like a lady, whom i've seen before, weeks before but on another block. I was like...oh man..it's that Transexual Prostitute again.... What the hell??? yes 6am folks! They're still out there... Yes, for them longshoreman getting off of work. ( so i've been told by a pretty reliable souce ) Yes I guess they sometimes need a treat after a long nights work right??? hee hee hee Anyhow as I drove closer towards her or shim....WOH DANG!!! Shim BOOBS were hanging out of her scoop neck spandex shirt!!!!! WTH!!!!!! HILARIOUS!!! So yes...that confirms it....shim is a she...but a BIG SHE!!!! Let's just say this sighting totally woke me up.... I swear...never a dull moment out here in the East Bay....

posted by The Weekender @ 9:36 PM

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