wowsers, I'm really LOST...

I joined (well, I really didn't have a choice) Mums, Pops, and Ninang Voodoo for the LOST finale festivities tonight. I even wore my Swa.nny shirt Pops gave me for Eggz Day.

Playing by my lonesome in my Octagon, I can hear Ninang Voodoo and Mums complain about the finale. They kept saying something was whack. At the same time, Ninang said the show needed to be watched because it was crack. Crack what? I was confused.



This is how L.O.S.T. I was...

1. Why big dude? How come he had to go back to camp? What if he got too tired of walking so much or found a pile of food in the creepy green jungle? Why not the gal so all the guys can stay tied up?

2. "Good guys." Then who are the other "bad guys?" And how in the heck did fake balloon guy become the leader when he couldn't even avoid a trap in the first place?

3. Is it Libby or Elizabeth? And I like her better with curly hair. Ninang says she always looks drunk. What's drunk? And did she end up in the cuckoo house with big dude because her hubby went away? Mums really wants to know her story.

4. How come that statue only had 4 toes? Do the "bad guys" only have 4 toes, and the "good guys" have 5 toes like me?

5. The big green birdy in the green creepy jungle...did it really say big dude's name? Was it a message from creepy boy? But why big dude?

6. How is ex-girlfriend chickie a part of all this? And why the Russians? The didn't even get to finish their game!

If you know answers to my questions, can you please tell me. Then I can tell Mums and Pops and they don't have to go crazy - hee hee.