What Makes Voodoo Cry.
Sounds pretty serious, doesn't it. It does make me cry. Seriously. It's not a good thing to have to experience this. It's very sad. I see it so often that I don't know what to do.Flat asses.
Yes, flat asses. It's unbelieveable how wack these things look. Here's a picture:
Hold on, I just vomited in my mouth.
FRESH! Isn't that the saddest thing you've ever seen? The poor saggy bikini bottom. Makes you want to weep. There's no dip in her back where you can put your hand when you're walking down the street. Your hand might slip down and fall into her crack. See what I mean? I'll give you a moment to grab a tissue.
I was walking through the mall tonight and I saw a girl in sweats walking with her boyfriend and they were so loose, it looked like when you wear sweats backwards (damn it when you're hungover and putting pants on wrong in the dark)...but they were on the right way! How sad is that? Like she stuffed her pants with a teddy bear to give it the stretched out look and then took out the bear for you to stare at her saggy pants. So sad. Just so sad.
I remember back in the day when women tried to work off their butts. It wasn't too fashionable. Women were proud of their flatness because it wasn't considered chic to be shapely in your butt. So I went ahead and lived my life thinking man, I ain't got that flatness, I guess I suck.
Well, I guess I RULE now, don't I? There are butt pads you can check out (Possibly NSFW), so flat asses of the world, make sure you get to work because his anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon!
Voodoo
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