log jammer

Today is Day #3 that I didn't poo-poo. I hear Mums and Pops saying I'm not "constatipated" since I can still patoot. And I haven't eaten rice cereal in days, so that's not clogging my butt-butt.

But...tonight, I did it!

Mums was very excited. She said it was my first log.

Hello! It hurt my butt-butt. Why are you so excited?

If she only knew how hard it was for that log to come out. It hurt. It's not like my other ones where I can get it all out in one push. This time I had to push and push and push. I had to hold my breat even longer and my eyes watered.

Mann-o-mann, I don't want my poo-poo like this anymore. It really hurt still, so I cried.

Wouldn't you?

But it finally came out. My very first poo-poo log.