pops no like jam-jams

Pops has always enjoyed my new outfits. Especially when I get new jam-jams.

Tonight was a whole new different story. Mums was snickering and whispering as she changed me to get ready for bed. She even told Pops I had a surprise for him and wasn't allowed to look at my new fit until I was ready.

I was ready!

Before going in front of Pops, Mums told him to shut his eyes....eyes shut...

What? I'm going to wipe your *ss with that. His eyes were as round as mine when he said that. But he said it with a smile.

I don't understand. Why would Pops want to dirty my new jam-jams? They were comfy. I was warm. Mann-o-mann, he's weird sometimes.