once upon a time

Pops started reading me a bedtime story. He's been reading me poems from The Other Side of the Door.

Pops can make-up poems too. Here are his 2 famous poems...

I like pogos on a stick,
My daddy has a great big...LIPSTICK!

In football kickers punt.
Have you seen my mommy's...CROISSANT!

Actually, I don't think those were the right fill-ins, because Mums and Pops kept laughing afterwards.

I wonder what the real words were.