aloha!

Yesterday was my 3 months birthday. I didn't have a pizza shin-dig like last time because Mums and Pops promised to take me on a big field trip. With Ninong Don Corleone!!!

My field trip was to the Pacific Islander Festival. At first we were driving 'round and 'round because of all the cars, but Pops found a spot. I had a lot of things to look at - a lot of pretty colors. Mann-o-mann, there were a gazillion giants walking around. Some were tiny like me. Ooooooh, it was so nippy! Mums thought the weather was gonna be nice and warm because Mr. Newsman said so, but nooooo! The wind just kept blowing and blowing at me. Mums dressed me in pants and a hoodie sweater PLUS 2 blankets to keep me warm. And Pops cuddled me and blocked the wind's every blow.

At the festival, Ninong Don Carleone had a mission for me. My mission was to be his "bad boy." He said if I help him, he would help me. I had to play the "bad boy card" he says. The plan was, I would go up to pretty gals and pinch their butt-butts. Then Ninong would come over and say, "Bad boy, blah, blah, blah, blah..." Making him the good boy.

C'mon Ninong, did you really believe this was gonna work? Mums tells me to be nice to gals, and that's what I'm gonna do. I'm not going to pinch their butt-butts. Ninong, you need to have a different mission.

Tootles