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My tummy wasn't my friend yesterday. I usually go poopy at least once a day, but yesterday...mann-o-mann.

Nothing. Zilch. Wala.

Mums was feeding me this morning. I was trying to concentrate on swallowing, but my stomach was gurgling and gurgling. Sometimes the gurgle would make my entire body move. Mums kept telling to relax, but I couldn't.

The last gurgle not only made my body move, but made me make a noise. I can feel my face turning red and my eyes watering. My legs became stiff as my arms flew up in the air. It happened.

I pooped.

I pooped again, and again, and again. So much Mums couldn't wipe my poopy away with those fresh smelling cloths. She took me to the sink! She turned me around and hung me on her arm.

Splish here, splash there. She even had to clean my poopy nards. Eeeeeewwwwww!

Sorry Mums.

Tootles