i don't have cooties
I must've been a very good boy today because Auntie Mamas and Ate Smiley came to play. I only played for a little bit. It was already my bedtime. Ate Smiley's not like the other giants. She's down here with me, but she knows how to move by herself. I can't do that yet. Mums says when I get bigger, I can.
Ate Smiley would hold my hand for an itty-bitty time, but then didn't. I don't know why. I wasn't stinky. My hands weren't wet from my spit. I don't have cooties. I don't know! I heard Auntie Mamas telling her to play with me, but all she wanted to do was watch t.v. and dance.
Fine.
Hmmmm...maybe it was because I was Mr. Cranky Pants. Just a tad though. Well, it's not my fault. It's Pops' fault -- it was way past my bedtime already.
Sorry Ate Smiley. The next time we play, I won't be Mr. Cranky Pants.
posted by Tootles @ 10:56 PM
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1 Comments:
it's about time my mommy brought me to see you! but why did she bring me over when there was a dance competition on tv. I was all set up in front of the flat screen, had my bottle, got my lil' groove on, i was comfy. I was so ready to be a couch potato. it woulda been better as a sleep over.
may be mommy will remember to bring me over at a time different than your bitchin hours. I know mine was between 5 and 7 back in the day. i think she's preppin' me for clubbin hours, cuz we hang out pretty late some nites.
sorry if i didn't hold your hand enough, i know you don't have the cooties, and even if you did, i probably would have been very curious about them. i'm pretty much curious about everything else anywayze. just wait til you start crawling and finding all sorts of goodies all over your house, cuz your parents got lotsa cool stuff all over the place!
mommy says instead of giving your pops $18 for the chicken and rice which was very yummy, she'll bring you guys some Papa Murphy's pizza and I'll bring over some fun toys for us to play with you next time, cuz your mommy gave me some kind of vibrator to play with......
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