I'm not a Smurf

Howdy, I'm Tootles. As of today I am 50...days old that is. I'm about 2 watermelons high with somewhat of a receding hairline (I think I got that from my pops). My elbows and knees have masked themselves within the folds of my skin. I haven't learned how to chew yet, but stick Mr. Binky in my mouth and I'll suck like there's no tomorrow!

I speak a language only a particular group will understand. I call it 'Goo-goo-ga-ga.' For now I can only say 6 things - hungry, hot, cold, sleepy, hurt and uncomfortable. My only problem is all the words come out as "waaaaaaah!" I try to change the pitch for each word so mums and pops can tell the difference. So far they're understanding just fine.

Since I can't verbalize my thoughts (just yet), I'm writing it. I surely hope you find my thoughts as fascinating as I do.

Tootles