terminal procrastination

even the internet is boring. i have outsurfed, outsearched, outmaxed my capacity.  i don't feel like working. i don't want to go home. i don't want to go to the gym.  i am in the doldrums of procrastination.  my to do list- well last week was rather productive so I only have like 3 more items on the list.  but it's the 3 mother items.  prep for stats class, prep for autism workshop, prep for testtaking workshop.
it appears if i don't get things done before noon, i never get them done.  really.  my brain can only function and focus before noon. 
but i need to get shit done.
it's times like these where i really wish i qualified for a hit of ritalin.  caffeine would suffice, except i don't want to walk up and down fulton hill to go get it.  yea, i know.  i'm bloody lazy.