Mic test, one, two. Is this thing on?

Alright, here we go. Thanks to Voodoo, I'm the newest writer for Boy's Night Out. I figured, we finally have a Network for Men (TNN), its about time I join a blog for men. From what I understand, this is the place to write manly thoughts while sitting shirtless in my underwear, scratching my balls. What? Too much man for you? Go watch the Lifetime Channel, you sissy.

All jokes, all jokes. Kinda. Let me start with a description of my situation so that you can understand where I'm coming from. I'm currently in a 1+ year relationship that for the most part is good. We do have the occasional discussion, mostly because I'm oversensitive and moody and she's sometimes oblivious of what I need at the moment. Before getting with her, I was single for 2 years, which I took almost full advantage of. And before that, I was with my college girlfriend for almost 4 years.

But this isn't just about relationships. I'm also a brother, a son, a middle child, a good friend, a hated enemy, a despised acquaintance, and a laid-off professional with aspirations of being an entrepreneur. I enjoy good times, good people, good movies, good music, good drugs (in the past), and good sex. I want a good life, and I want to be good for the world. (Good is a weird word once you see it spelled multiple times. Kinda like a foreign word, maybe African.) You think you know, but you have no idea.