Today's list is entitled: Why SF is not for me.

1) It is ALWAYS foggy
2) It's ALWAYS cold
3) About half the men here are gay. (Note: nothing against the gay brothers, just halves my chances of meeting dateable men... )
4) Everything closes at 2am
5) Rent.
6) Downtown's kinda boring
7) Chinatown's kinda lame
8) Too many hills
9) Everything is too far apart
10) We get no summer, or winter, or spring, or fall.