Was chatting with girlfriend, C, yesterday who insists that match. com is the bomb. It got one woman in her office happily hitched and she is convinced that because you pay good money to email these men, or to at least IM with them, it's not a hoax. C is currently considering one such male creature because of his excellent profile and is considering shelling out the nominal fee a month to email him.
I dutifully checked (and was extremely curious) about this internet dating phenomenon that I've let slip by and read some of these profiles. Also checked out some of the profiles with cute pics. One described himself as stylin, but never a fashion victim. Another was seeking a woman who was not afraid to make her opinion known and knows how to hold a good argument and a good beer.
Granted these are all super qualities, but doesn't everyone want a woman like that? Isn't everyone stylish, but certainly not enslaved to haute couture?
I think I may post one like this:
S/M seeks casual-serious relationship with fashion victim female who cannot spell Gucci. You must only speak when spoken to, and know that I am not interested in what you have to say. You must be interested only in my gorgeous body, laugh at all the jokes I make, and pretend to know what I am talking about when I defend my Republican roots.
Thank God you can still meet quality men like these at a bar, without paying $30 a month.

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