Saturday, March 22, 2003

Good to know we got more writers or may I say "bruthas" in here. I agree about this title thang.. kinda lame.. I know plenty chicks like that. Funny thing is.. the girls only do it if their man is a lawyer or a doctor or "going to be" a career that shells out coin.. You rarely here them say, "hey.. come meet my Boyfriend Steve.. he's unemployed right now".. The announcement seems to be more a trophy line more than anything.. I remember this chick talked about her boyfriend to me one time and started explaining to me what he does with that "don't worry, he's going to be successful smurk" and I quickly realized that and cut her off saying, (in my signature sarcastic tone) "What are you guys going to do with all the money he's going to make?" haha. She was white.. she laughed with me..

Anyways moving on.. speaking of the ex.. It seems like you turned the chapter on that book already. You got everything you could want from it. I mean.. c'mon.. the guy she's seeing now reminds her of you! That's so money brother.. That means this new guy is always going to be compared to you in her mind and the things you are better at will be glaring at her face...(QUICK PIMP NOTE: That's why its important fellas to represent in the bedroom at all times. You have all your life to be a selfish lover when you're married!)

So look at it this way... First you break it off with her then she realizes how good a guy you are... STOP RIGHT THERE! You already succeeded if you ever get passed that far in a breakup with another girl. Most chicks when they move on..... move on.. Am I right ladies? Girl pride is strong and rarely to they come back even if it's their fault..That's why I triple respect those women that take risks and lay stuff on the line..

Anyways... So you got past that.. you got that feeling of retribution because her charles barkley rebound guy didn't work out and she seeks comfort again with you, but you don't take her back.. pimp move. But at this point, you would be more pimp if you would've woke up many times in the morning from her house until you sorted things out with "yourself". But I understand....4 years is a long time and she hurt you.. but hey.. You've accomplished everything a guy could want from a breakup.. including a picture of you in her new boyfriend's back pocket.

Remember. you don't miss opportunities, you create new ones amigo....
Stallion Speaks.. heee hahhh!!

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