Am in my spanking new Ferragamo boots today.
Yes, that's right, you heard me, Ferragamo. That very weird, super expensive, comes only in black, worn only by old-women-who-don't-know-better brand of shoes. Only I didn't buy it and this pair is hella cute and makes me super tall. Dug it right out of my closet this morning and decided it was time to break into it. Was a gift from my super aunt a year or so ago. She thought it made her ankles look fat (I don't know how) and I didn't wear boots a year ago. Am hoping that being super tall and glamorous today will make me... um... don't know what it will make me do... but am super tall and glamorous today.