The Weekender

Monday, February 10, 2003

Did I go on another journey this weekend or what!! Let's talk about Saturday night. It starts out w/ me tryin to evade traffic leavin the city to meet up w/ Awsome to eat at Le Cheval's w/ his friends. My dumbass takes 101 North instead of the 280 extenstion and of course I hit traffic. Tryin to be slick, I exit Old Bayshore and instead of goin straight to hit Cesar Chavez, I hang a left into the warehouses wear barely anyone is drivin around and it's dark. I make a turn into a dark road and I immediately bust a U. WHERE THE HELL AM I!!! I get back on the main street, and it comes to me... FRICKIN A...i'm in HUNTER'S POINT! BY MYSELF!!! OH HELL!!! All I wanted to do was hit 3rd and Bryant to catch the on ramp to the bridge. I was straight speedin thru the streets just to get outta here, noticin parked cars w/ peeps in them in the middle of no where!!! What are they doin??? SMOKIN CRACK!!! most likely...

We finally get to Le Cheval's and they've already done the fire crackers and the lion dancers are already performin..INSIDE THE RESTAURANT!!! It was such a great show. They even had a karate school do some sparring and even better, one of the instructors had put bamboo spears against his throat and frickin bent the sticks w/o injuring himself!!! (don't try this at home kids)

If you've ever been to this place, I would suggest to go w/ a bunch of friends and not just you and a friend. Why?? LOTS OF FOOD!! Kinda funny how guys order food or maybe it's just me??? I was in the company of Awsome, Mojo, and Mr. Combo. Usually when people order, it's pretty straight forward. But these guys, it was COMEDY!!! We had ordered salt n pepper shrimp I think, and the waiter had asked if we wanted shell or no shell?? And the guys had asked if it would still be crispy? And Mr. Combo had to take it to another level of it being original, crispy or EXTRA CRISPY!!! I swear... a 1 minute order lasted 5 minutes!! TOO HILARIOUS!

So we're done w/ dinner and we head back to the crib to find directions to this art gallery opening/party that's from 9pm -6am. Mr. Combo is searchin thru his evites and announces that it was from 9am-6pm!!!! NICE... Well icksnay on that plan. So we end up drivin into the city to Fuse, Awsome and I in one car and Mojo and Mr. Combo in another. They actually find parkin before we did. So we're drivin around and around and finally I squeeze into a very tight spot. We see Mr.Combo in front of Fuse. Where's Mojo??? At LUSTY LADIES!!! BUAHHAHAHA

We get a drink at Fuse and decide to bounce to another bar, but of course not until the guys introduce me to my FIRST XXX ARCADE!!! We go to Lusty Ladies, which is right next door to Hustler's (formerly known as Millenium formerly known as the Palladium) and this is how it works. You go into a closet-like room where you slip quarters or bills into a machine and a shade slides up and you see 3 exotic dancers. TOTALLY NEKKID w/ piercings in the keng keng and whatnot! OMG can you tell i'm totally in shock. Awsome and I go into one booth and he puts a dollar in. And why the hell does it last only about 10-15 seconds. Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan...HELLA QUICK! So he puts in another dollar and same thing happens... This whole time..i'm just in AWE!!! So this is our last attempt and he puts in 5 bucks. Oooooooooooooooook.. that 5 bucks lasted forever!!! And during this time, Macy Gray is just jiggin too fast..not interested in lookin at her. So Raggedy Ann comes our way and she's a cutie and she starts talkin to us. I couldn't help but have a big ass smile on my face the WHOLE TIME that even Macy Gray complemented me on my smile. hee hee hee.. So after awhile, we're just over the whole thing until I notice an older man in the reflection and he's frickin JACKIN OFF!!!! OMG!!! I just did not need to see that. I think after that, I was just really stunned and in shock.Wouldn't you????

So this is what that Madonna Video was all about???

posted by The Weekender @ 9:57 PM

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