Top Ten Lame Excuses of the Year
10) The work's better there
9) These other people have come through for me before
8)I live my life as a nomad
7) I'm still in flux
6) It's not you it's me
5) We're just getting to know each other
4) I'm not that kind of guy who gets hitched in 2 weeks
3) They don't know about you
2) She and I have known each other for so long
1) I'm in love with two women