So this is what happens when the network goes down and you can't get online and you're stuck at the office with really not much to do. You convince yourself you need the internet and email because all your work is there and that you ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO CHECK EMAIL BECAUSE OF EVERYTHING IMPORTANT THERE.

Of course when you get back online, you find that you only have:

3 emails... one junk, two silly replies from friends. *Gasp*

If that's all that I'm getting a day, why then do I feel so paralyzed without being online?