Ow ow ow ow ow...
it sucks to be a girl... ow ow...
My horrendous, horrific, belly wrenching, back aching, wet and bloody time of the month is here.

Ow ow ow.

And it has to take place on during one of the coldest, chilliest spells of the year... You know those old wives tales, that one shouldn't work or go out during this time of the month? Well, I'm going to march right over to HR now and demand that it should be. I mean, men don't have to work through this pain once a month, and I'm sure if they experienced such pain and discomfort, they would take the day off too.

Here's to fair and equitable treatment of women.

PS: Note, am not a feminist, am not a campaigner of EQUAL rights for women. Am campaigning for EQUITABLE rights for women... like more toilet cubicles in women's bathrooms than men.