HAPPY NEW YEAR!

I'm at the freakin' mall because the mall is freakin' open today. Isn't that stoopid? Malls should be closed so that people like me can get inebriated on New Year's Eve and then coddle the hangover by sleeping in. Then we can wake up and watch college bowl games all day in our pajamas, then change and wash up before dinner at Grandma's.

BUT NO!

Some mall manager had to go and screw it up! Now I'm here for no freakin' reason. I'll be off soon anyway.

Go watch VH1. They're having some cool countdowns.

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