TENSE GIRLS NEED TO GET LAID
The most tense girls are the ones that need attention... There's a definite reason why certain Asian/Filipina girls are so tense all the time. They don't have any sexual release and they're afraid to touch themselves to release it... That's why they walk around so angry all the time. That's why a lot of them get so wrapped up in their work/school/politics/community/etc. and forget to sometimes just RELAX, take a breather, and/or have a good time...
Take for example, there's this one Asian girl that's a senior at the university I work at. (Trying to be as anonymous as possible, but you all probably know what school that is)... anyway, she's really wrapped up in "fighting the power" and "changing the system" and is always so angry at institutions and "the man." Sure. Cool. I feel you. I AM pinoyidentity, remember??
HOWEVER, you can't be angry all the time. Let's go have a drink. Let's go to a party. Let's get you laid.
There's no need for people to be tense and passionate 24-7. They need to have fun once in a while... Life is only as serious as you make it. If you forget to look around once awhile, it might pass you by.
So here's my public service announcement for today:
GUYS: If you notice that there is a certain "Tense" girl/woman in your life right now. (a friend, a family member, a coworker, a colleague, etc.), go out, show her a good time, and get her laid. (If she's a family member, you might want to get a friend to perform these duties). You'd be definitely doing a favor to the rest of us guys, who in turn will not have to deal with her tension, attitude, or negativity. Plus. you'd be helping her in more ways than she realizes.
LADIES: If you ARE one of these tense women, then maybe you just need to "RELEASE." ...release stress, release emotions, release sexual fluid, etc. Just find a guy (any guy) cute or not, and hit that!! I promise you. it'll make you feel a lot better about yourself. it really will.
The most tense girls are the ones that need attention... There's a definite reason why certain Asian/Filipina girls are so tense all the time. They don't have any sexual release and they're afraid to touch themselves to release it... That's why they walk around so angry all the time. That's why a lot of them get so wrapped up in their work/school/politics/community/etc. and forget to sometimes just RELAX, take a breather, and/or have a good time...
Take for example, there's this one Asian girl that's a senior at the university I work at. (Trying to be as anonymous as possible, but you all probably know what school that is)... anyway, she's really wrapped up in "fighting the power" and "changing the system" and is always so angry at institutions and "the man." Sure. Cool. I feel you. I AM pinoyidentity, remember??
HOWEVER, you can't be angry all the time. Let's go have a drink. Let's go to a party. Let's get you laid.
There's no need for people to be tense and passionate 24-7. They need to have fun once in a while... Life is only as serious as you make it. If you forget to look around once awhile, it might pass you by.
So here's my public service announcement for today:
GUYS: If you notice that there is a certain "Tense" girl/woman in your life right now. (a friend, a family member, a coworker, a colleague, etc.), go out, show her a good time, and get her laid. (If she's a family member, you might want to get a friend to perform these duties). You'd be definitely doing a favor to the rest of us guys, who in turn will not have to deal with her tension, attitude, or negativity. Plus. you'd be helping her in more ways than she realizes.
LADIES: If you ARE one of these tense women, then maybe you just need to "RELEASE." ...release stress, release emotions, release sexual fluid, etc. Just find a guy (any guy) cute or not, and hit that!! I promise you. it'll make you feel a lot better about yourself. it really will.
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