speaking of farting.....don't you guys hate it, when your always somewhere in public, and you gotta cut one? and of course, it's not just a dinker to first base, but more like barry bonds mcCovey cove splash...so what do you do? do you just hold it in, which comes with the harsh stomach pains in the end? just let it loose? or my technique, which i have mastered from many different situations, let it out slowly, not too fast, the main thing is to have control, be careful not to look at anyone that'll make you laugh or all hell will break loose, i like to do it in lil segments, so the whole stank don't come all at once. But after it's all out, and it hella stanks, just do what everyone else does, look around dumb-founded and act like you don't smell it, Even tho you know it smells and may cause you to gag, the people around you know it smells, but know will ever say anything, so your all good, i KNOW for a fact that other people use this mastered technique of mine as well, because either people smell like fart, or they be releasing using the guaranteed no-detection technique when they need to. and they know that no one's gonna say anything....girls on the other hand, have some shame and have to go away from everyone else just to fart, unless they've been w/their boyfriend for a long time, where i have some experience w/that, and all i got to say is "DAMN!!" you girls can represent!!