On Farting...
Yeah I fully agree... nothing says loving like a girl farting in front of you/ on you/ with you...
In fact, I've always believed that farting is an indicator of how much a girl really loves you:

Ladies, take my Farting Quiz:
1) You've been serious with a guy for 6 months, you're watching tv together on the couch. The chili you ate for dinner is really starting to kick in and you have to release one soon... Do you
a) politely excuse yourself and go to the bathroom
b) say "Excuse me, honey, I gotta go fart" and then go to the bathroom.
c) let one rip with warning
d) let one rip without warning.

2) You're having sex with your boyfriend when all of a sudden you accidentally let out some gas (whether it's a queef or a fart- that's your choice). Do you
a) get embarrassed and pretend that nothing happened
b) smile and shyly say something like "oh sorry"
c) start laughing and come back with a funny comment about the gas release
d) attempt to queef/fart again or encourage him to fart too

SCORE:
Mostly a's) YOU DON'T LOVE HIM AT ALL
Mostly b's) YOU DON'T LOVE HIM THAT MUCH
Mostly c's) YOU'RE STARTING TO LOVE HIM
Mostly d's) YOU'RE IN LOVE