My Third Entry
They Fart They Really Do
Okay I have been absent from Blog writing only because life as a 007 SPY (minus the women, of course) is tough.
Suggestion for Stallion. When girls look the other way, from my experience, it's because they want you to say wassup. They want to draw attention to them. It's justification for them being innocent of giving you the "bedroom" looks.
It happens to me all the time. After I fight off any assumptions that she is trying to avoid conversation, I step it up and swing for the fences. Only to fly out in the bottom of the 9th with the winning run on base. The point to all of this nonsense is that they really want you to step it up. The Shy "Darlene" look is not to make you believe that she doesn't want you to talk to her...but more of her wanting you to work it more. To see what game you really have. Now, I never gave "Darlene" the goodnight kiss that she probably wanted, but I gave her enough of a laxed line, to hook it and draw it in for a rainy day. Of course, that line has long snapped and more Darlene's have come and gone, but one thing was consistant, they were freaks!
I wouldn't know about kissing a girl whose saliva tastes like throw up, but I do know a guy who does. It's like one of those things, where you never want to go there, but because someone else has that you know...then that is good enough? Like the age old question, do girls fart? and if they do, what the hell does it smell like? See girls would never want you to hear or smell their farts, so they hold it in until they have to pee. I know because I've heard them do it in my old bathroom. But they would love to someday find that trust that you will accept the fact that they do cut hershey squirts everynow and then, and that their farts could be much crucial and rancid then yours...but until then, they will continue to avoid you and put their heads down.
Does that make any sense?????
End of my Third Entry
They Fart They Really Do
Okay I have been absent from Blog writing only because life as a 007 SPY (minus the women, of course) is tough.
Suggestion for Stallion. When girls look the other way, from my experience, it's because they want you to say wassup. They want to draw attention to them. It's justification for them being innocent of giving you the "bedroom" looks.
It happens to me all the time. After I fight off any assumptions that she is trying to avoid conversation, I step it up and swing for the fences. Only to fly out in the bottom of the 9th with the winning run on base. The point to all of this nonsense is that they really want you to step it up. The Shy "Darlene" look is not to make you believe that she doesn't want you to talk to her...but more of her wanting you to work it more. To see what game you really have. Now, I never gave "Darlene" the goodnight kiss that she probably wanted, but I gave her enough of a laxed line, to hook it and draw it in for a rainy day. Of course, that line has long snapped and more Darlene's have come and gone, but one thing was consistant, they were freaks!
I wouldn't know about kissing a girl whose saliva tastes like throw up, but I do know a guy who does. It's like one of those things, where you never want to go there, but because someone else has that you know...then that is good enough? Like the age old question, do girls fart? and if they do, what the hell does it smell like? See girls would never want you to hear or smell their farts, so they hold it in until they have to pee. I know because I've heard them do it in my old bathroom. But they would love to someday find that trust that you will accept the fact that they do cut hershey squirts everynow and then, and that their farts could be much crucial and rancid then yours...but until then, they will continue to avoid you and put their heads down.
Does that make any sense?????
End of my Third Entry
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