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All Bush wants is war.
All I want is peace. And a date.

All of Bush�s buddies are in oil.
All of my buddies are in fits. (We just keep on laughing.)

Bush choked on a pretzel.
I chew.

Bush: "Our priorities is our faith."
Me: "Have faith in your priorities."

Bush�s foreign policy sucks.
I am foreign.

Bush is a recovering alcoholic.
I'm not recovering from anything. Never needed to either.

All of Bush�s decisions are made by Dick.
Not the case with me.