Monday, November 04, 2002

CONSERVABITCHES
On the real... Poi Dog made some interesting points. Here's my take on the so-called Conservabitches.. Yes, they are all freaks.. In fact, all girls are freaks. And all guys for that matter.. Girls just don't want to admit it because people will think they are sluts if they do. But let's face it. We all love to do it. We love the feeling (after anyways.. haha) . And no girl (except one I know who said her man has a bent penis) will ever deny not liking sex if they've done it more than once. The conservatism is an act. Would you rather they act that way or pretend like they're having a good time when they're actually making fun of you and having you buy them drinks? ALL LADIES ARE GUILTY OF THAT!

To be honest with you, these Conservabitches are the ones I like. The quiet ones that don't go out much and appear married to their job and don't give guys the time of day. Because it takes a real woman to know how to deal with slimeballs and dawgs like us.. I mean.. c'mon.. we're all dawgs.. we talk about girls constantly and not about how cool we think they are either, if you know what I mean.. It's almost like I prefer they act this way because I hate talking to girls who are open books. There's no fun in that.. The fun is in trying to conquer the girl who won't let anybody in..

The reality is this: These girls aren't busy or tired.. Nor are they conservative or have anything stuck up their ass.. I honestly believe that they are just looking for a good time! And I mean a "really" good time.. Good conversation, a little dancing, laughs, drinking.. the whole nine. They don't necessarily want guys to pick up on them or be interested in them, they want guys to be dynamic and share a laugh with them... Being completely non-threatening and just laid back with no appeared (I stress the word "appeared"!!) alterior motives. The minute you mention something about a boyfriend, try to mack, or even have a smile that insinuates like you got a plan, I guarantee that you will be soon preparing for the cold shoulder. Believe me.. they love the attention you give them when you can have a good conversation with them, not when you tell them how beautiful they are..

Because these girls are smart.. and can see through most guys. How often do you hear a girl complain about how some guy tried to pick up on them? It happens all the time and unless you look like Brad Pitt, they aren't going to give you the time of day. So.. it's almost like you have to not pay attention to them to get their attention. You have to take 2 steps back before you can take a step forward.. You feel me on that?

This approach may put you in the "friend" category for the meantime, but better in that category then the "He tried to pick up on me and I denied him" category, right? Because everytime you see her, she's going to remember you as that..

So my advice with the Conservabitches: lay back, don't seem like you care about them, and just party with them!! Because that's what they want to do initially! Then they'll get comfortable and then once you're passed all the fronts, you'll see how much of a freak she really is! Because According to the Stallion's Mentor, if you want to get woman you must do the following:

Treat a woman like a whore, and a whore like a woman...

THE STALLION SPEAKS...




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