Friday, October 18, 2002

The WS is on in SF. Not the same like in NY. I'm biased but whatever. I'm entitled to pick a team. Was not born in the US so all teams are open to me technically. I'm amazed at the things people will do... and the things people think other people will do just for the stupid game. Well, it's not that stupid... I suppose it would be a big fucking deal if I got tickets to the WS. But gee... sleeping with people just for a ticket. I mean, c'mon. You'd let a guy fuck you just so you can watch a game? I mean, there are sports bars. And if you really wanted to get laid, you can at least have your pick, rather than to succumb to some stupid obligation. You can't be that cheap. Check out all the ads from craigslist:

"Season ticket holder has two lower box seats for each World Series game. My wife will be out of town next week, so I'm looking
for a companion for each of the games. Either a different ladie each night or perhaps one special girl for the all three games.
Please send ms a picture and let me know how far you're willing to let things go for the ticket, assuming the chemistry is right.
Otherwise, what the hell, you can buy the beer and dogs and we'll just have a great time at the game.
FYI: I'm a professional (engineer.. and no, not the geeky type), handsome, 34 year old, tall, fit, light-skinned black male."

==> whatever happened to boys night out? Taking your male buddies to a game? gee.

My boyfriend is a DIE HARD Giants fan, and would LOVE ME FOR LIFE if I scored him some tix. He doesn't need to know how I got them, does he?
I would say that i'm pretty cute; 5'2", brunette... 115 lbs., 34C and relatively fit. Shaven smooth and VERY clean. One night only :) Tix up front, please.

==> i feel very sorry for your boyfriend, and even more so for you.

===> This one... I laughed my ass off!
You can rain blows down on me for 15 minutes straight if you'll give me a good deal on purchasing some World Series Tickets. I can take a beating like no other. If you want me to scream in pain, I will scream in pain. If you want me to take it like a man, you won't hear a peep. Either way, I'll take the whoopin of a lifetime if it means I get to see the Giants

People are insane.

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