THE "NO PHASE" MENTALITY by The Stallion
Life definitely goes on my friend... But let me just say for a young yodle like yourself, you handled your lifesaber like a jedi pimp.. And although you may be stroking that saber a little bit more often (now that you've broken up with your girl!).. it's all good.. Let the breezy breeze away like an autumn day.. kick her completely to the curb, transfer her from your long term memory to short term, hand her a "Get Out of My Life" card.. cuz frankly.. that is NONSENSE with a capital N! Now that it seems like it's over with (sexual encounters don't count as we have discussed in previous chronicles), there's several ways to handle this, but only one true way to come out of it looking like a champ.. That's when you bring in the "NO PHASE" mentality.
The "NO PHASE" mentality is a learned, concentrated art form.. dating back as far as the caveman period.. This mentality..only a few have the ability to do.. Similar to the disciplines of Tai'Chi, Yoga, and Deep Meditation, "NO PHASE" allows you to put down your prides, your anger, your "I told you so's," and even your "I can't believe she's dating that loser!" attitudes out the door in favor of an unchanged attitude as if nothing ever happened. As if the break up.. no matter how severe (3 years in this case) brushed you off like a feather.. You move like nothing hit you.. It's quite a rush to not be bothered by anything, anyone.. Kinda like taking a crap that goes down so smooth, you feel like the day changed! (Ok.. i went too far).. Anyways, when you talk to this person, your friends, co-workers, etc... you don't OVERLY act like you're trying to have too much fun! (The Classic girl who just broke up with her boyfriend and goes ballistic at Mission Rock drinking everything in site - "YEAH!! Liquid Cocaines!", kissing any dude she sees, and at the end- my personal favorite of course... calling the ex's cel phone and yelling at him for no apparent reason!!) Whew.... glad I got through that..
At the same time.. you can't do the complete opposite.. Go into a state of depression. Look all bothered, like a locomotive ran you over! (I felt that way today when I couldn't get Giants Tix online! Sorry ass Tickets.com system!) Your friends ask you to go out and you say. "Uh.. nah.. I'm just going to sleep in." Or you resort by talking about the ex with every person you meet! Or you pick up the phone to call your ex, dial 6 numbers, then hang it up..(since Caller ID was invented and you can't call and hang up anymore! haha) If you act like this, the ex will eat you alive like a 6 dollar burger at Carls JR!
So believe me.. the NO PHASE Mentality is the way to go.. It's a lifelong achievement though that takes lots of practice and patience to perfect.. (I've yet to reach my potential because girls drive me nuts sometimes!). You must talk not bitter, or angry or even short... can't joke too much, too little, or show off how good you are doing.. You shouldn't change anything about you, try new hobbies right away, or show any sort of weakness. All you show is that you are who you've been and you're in control of your life. The best part about it is it drive girls and ex's crazy!!! When you're not bothered by anything.. just living your life. They think there has to be a way for you to act, and can't figure out what's going on.. I'm telling you it's a high to be on top of things and not bothered.. And so what, she's dating someone else.. that's her loss.. Don't question her, tell her how stupid she is, etc.. just say "thank you" for a wonderful 3 years and walk away confident.. Show class, not ass!
Try it and you'll see... She'll most likely want you back in a month..because I truly believe that girls take you for granted when you give them too much, but kiss your ass, when you give them too little.. It's a security complex... But that's another story..
**PLEASE NOTE: The "NO PHASE" Mentality is a trademark from Chapter 4 of a book in the works ... BEING FIAFIA (Samoan for Happy): A Collection of works based on the experience of Guys' dealing with Girls, which will be coming out in January 2004!
Life definitely goes on my friend... But let me just say for a young yodle like yourself, you handled your lifesaber like a jedi pimp.. And although you may be stroking that saber a little bit more often (now that you've broken up with your girl!).. it's all good.. Let the breezy breeze away like an autumn day.. kick her completely to the curb, transfer her from your long term memory to short term, hand her a "Get Out of My Life" card.. cuz frankly.. that is NONSENSE with a capital N! Now that it seems like it's over with (sexual encounters don't count as we have discussed in previous chronicles), there's several ways to handle this, but only one true way to come out of it looking like a champ.. That's when you bring in the "NO PHASE" mentality.
The "NO PHASE" mentality is a learned, concentrated art form.. dating back as far as the caveman period.. This mentality..only a few have the ability to do.. Similar to the disciplines of Tai'Chi, Yoga, and Deep Meditation, "NO PHASE" allows you to put down your prides, your anger, your "I told you so's," and even your "I can't believe she's dating that loser!" attitudes out the door in favor of an unchanged attitude as if nothing ever happened. As if the break up.. no matter how severe (3 years in this case) brushed you off like a feather.. You move like nothing hit you.. It's quite a rush to not be bothered by anything, anyone.. Kinda like taking a crap that goes down so smooth, you feel like the day changed! (Ok.. i went too far).. Anyways, when you talk to this person, your friends, co-workers, etc... you don't OVERLY act like you're trying to have too much fun! (The Classic girl who just broke up with her boyfriend and goes ballistic at Mission Rock drinking everything in site - "YEAH!! Liquid Cocaines!", kissing any dude she sees, and at the end- my personal favorite of course... calling the ex's cel phone and yelling at him for no apparent reason!!) Whew.... glad I got through that..
At the same time.. you can't do the complete opposite.. Go into a state of depression. Look all bothered, like a locomotive ran you over! (I felt that way today when I couldn't get Giants Tix online! Sorry ass Tickets.com system!) Your friends ask you to go out and you say. "Uh.. nah.. I'm just going to sleep in." Or you resort by talking about the ex with every person you meet! Or you pick up the phone to call your ex, dial 6 numbers, then hang it up..(since Caller ID was invented and you can't call and hang up anymore! haha) If you act like this, the ex will eat you alive like a 6 dollar burger at Carls JR!
So believe me.. the NO PHASE Mentality is the way to go.. It's a lifelong achievement though that takes lots of practice and patience to perfect.. (I've yet to reach my potential because girls drive me nuts sometimes!). You must talk not bitter, or angry or even short... can't joke too much, too little, or show off how good you are doing.. You shouldn't change anything about you, try new hobbies right away, or show any sort of weakness. All you show is that you are who you've been and you're in control of your life. The best part about it is it drive girls and ex's crazy!!! When you're not bothered by anything.. just living your life. They think there has to be a way for you to act, and can't figure out what's going on.. I'm telling you it's a high to be on top of things and not bothered.. And so what, she's dating someone else.. that's her loss.. Don't question her, tell her how stupid she is, etc.. just say "thank you" for a wonderful 3 years and walk away confident.. Show class, not ass!
Try it and you'll see... She'll most likely want you back in a month..because I truly believe that girls take you for granted when you give them too much, but kiss your ass, when you give them too little.. It's a security complex... But that's another story..
**PLEASE NOTE: The "NO PHASE" Mentality is a trademark from Chapter 4 of a book in the works ... BEING FIAFIA (Samoan for Happy): A Collection of works based on the experience of Guys' dealing with Girls, which will be coming out in January 2004!
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