M.A.G.S. Rule... (Mediocre Asian Girls) Uh oh.. PD Fablo is right.. Hot chicks esp. Asian hot chicks think they are soooooo good lookin'.. Go to any Asian club and you know what I'm talking about. They're pretty, they know they're pretty, and they don't give anyone the time of day..(Except their guy male friend.. Every fine girl has a "guy" male friend, a Paul.. who makes her laugh, buys her drinks, talks with on the phone, but she would never go for him and he usually knows he has no chance, but likes hangin' with her anyways because.. well.. she's fine..) You all know these type of guys.. Anyways, these chicks think every freakin dude is trying to pick up on them just by saying HI....Ok.. I'll admit.. there are some sleezy, disgusting, nasty guys out there that just want nothing better to do than to bring you home and screw your brains out.. REALLY..I know plenty.. but we're not all like that..

And these girls come in all shapes and sizes.. shorties with stylettos (is that the correct spelling?) or tall ones with a pretty face, saggin' boobs (if at all), and a flat ass.. You know who they are.. we know who they are.. As if they are a prize to be won.. As if they are models or something.. Ummm.. I hate to break it down, but import show car models don't count. haha.. I mean.. seriously.. it is really rare to find an asian/filipino/ hot chick that's mad cool.. My best friend is a half filipino/half white hottie and she admits she's a bitch. And she is! I used to see her in action all the time! (That was before she had her kid of course..) But why is that? Why do all my non-asian friends and guys in general have fettishes for an Asian chick!?! Are you guys really all that? This may not apply to all of you, but the funny thing is... we all know at least one girl like this.. Believe me.. guys know plenty.. Go to your local Asian Hip Hop joint on the weekend, and you'll see a packed house! Believe it cuz it's true.. The Stallion wouldn't lie...

Raise up my dawgs!