Wednesday, May 15, 2002

A whole new world.....

You guys kill me. Before I tell you what the lie was, I'll have to say it's nice to be back in San Francisco, baby. I tell you: as much as I LOVE hot weather, I do NOT LOVE desert heat. Yes, 98 degrees in the sun peels skin off your body and makes you just want to crank up the AC and drink all the cool water you can find. But that did not stop me from laying out, nor did it stop me from hanging out with my fellow strangers in Vegas.

I spent a lot of time driving around in my little Kia Spectra Piece of Shit. I also took forever trying to get used to the lack of guts...the thing couldn't speed up to save its life. I enjoyed tooling around, getting the feel for the new digs, etc. Trying to find out where the mall is, where the nearest eateries are. You know, when you're new, you want to find out where the food sources are! So a-drivin' I went, and sure enough I found it all. But I wound up going to the Strip to dine. I'm not one to do buffets by myself, because face it, it's not that fun when you're by yourself. You gotta have feedback, support, and maybe a little bit of challenge to see what is the weirdest combination you can come up with (Scrambled eggs, spaghetti, collard greens and chocolate pudding). At any rate, travellin' by myself is nothing new to me, and I wound up meeting quite a few characters. All whilst chillin' solo.

Which brings me to the conclusion of our lovely Two Truths and a Lie competition. I was hoping for some comments, people. I can usually rely on some of you to chime in a word or two. I'm disappointed. So Aladdin? You think that was fake? Six of you said it was. Well, honey, when he gets to SF in a few weeks, guess who he's gonna call? ME. Yes, it did happen. He was cute, even with the 50lbs. He works at the Paris hotel, and god forbid, he had to respond/talk to me in broken french. Hilarious. It's hotel/casino policy. Psyeah. I did have to lie to the pool boy to get into the pool area. I mean I could have just reclined on a chair without a towel, but that would have been both painful and not cute. So I had to lie, but luckily, I have an old Luxor room key that I never turned in, and I'll just leave that in Vegas for the next time I need to get some sun. I am honestly not surprised that very few of you chose the Sephora mack game. I get hit on by the bros a lot, but this particular incident didn't happen. I mean he did mess with me, but it didn't get past, "aight then girlie, you have a good night."

Sure, buddy.

So congratulations to the wise duo who chose Sephora Mack game because THAT was the lie.

Peas!
Voodoo

posted by Voodoo Child @ 10:29:00 PM