My god. Where has the time gone?
In the last few weeks, I've had the greatest pleasure of blogging for blind date blog. Now, I'm sure you have SOME idea of what it is, but if not, I won't get into the details, but I will give the lessons learned:
- Blogging for an audience means that someone is bound to disagree with you and go at it full force. Yah so what, get over it.
- Being thoughtful takes time. Being an asshole takes about five seconds.
- Wow, it's amazing what people will do for the attention.
- Erotic fantasies = Boring. Rough sex and shit that couldn't possibly be true because we know you're faking the funk? = Interesting.
- Everything thing you know about dating is wrong.
- Everything you know about bullshit is right.
- People come out of the woodwork when they see you blog. It's almost scary. Wait, it is scary.
- Remember that shit you said about two months ago and no one said a thing about it? It will come back to haunt you.
Oh ya and
- People are assholes! Really!
See you on the other side of the morning.
Voodoo

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