I was at a restaurant and met a cute waiter who used to play Aladdin at Disneyland (when he was 50 lbs lighter, so he said.) He said, I'm going to San Francisco. I said, "where are you staying?" "Probably somewhere in the Castro." "Are you--" "No." "Okay then, call me."
I got followed around by a black dude at Sephora. He asked me the usual, "Are you from around here? You wanna hook up later?" I laughed at him like I laughed at pecker boy from the club.
I went to the Pool Boy (yes Pool BOY) at the Luxor and told him my boyfriend had the room key and I can't find him so "Could I please get a towel?" *pout* *blink blink* *big eyes*. Him: "Sure, but next time." Me: "okay!" *skipping away*
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