It's only when I lose myself in someone else
That I find myself
Winner of the Flash Me Competition
It's gonna be.....(drumroll)Fabloaf. There will be some honorable mentions, like Chelvis and Prostrate Checka. We'll see, fellas.
Fortune Nookie
I was at a Vietnamese restaurant today with the Cynical One and Jabba. We were dining on some fine munchies, snickering into our rice over the conversation that two older white women were having behind us. The waiter comes up and asks if everything is great. "Oh yes, it's fabulous." He leaves the check, and then one of them says quite loudly, "Do we get fortune cookies?"
Nice.
The Shit List
- People who can't drive.
- Peple who cant' spel.
- Control freaks.
- Bad food.
- People who are flakes.
- People who don't know how to be good guests.
- People who don't dress for the rain and then complain about how rainy it is.
- Bad books.
- Too much money sitting around.
- Too little money sitting around.
- Not enough time.
- Lawrence Welk.
Voodoo
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