The Weekender

Sunday, April 28, 2002

Oooooooooooooooh man!!!!! For those of you who have been to Miyake's, you know the deal. Miyake's is a sushi restaurant located in the heart of Palo Alto...the WEST SIDE on University Avenue!!!! This is a classic for locals and Stanford students to get FUCKED UP on SAKE BOMBS....oh and eat some sushi... If you arrive by 6:30pm your mostly likely able to get a table in about 20 minutes...and if you have a big ass party, such as 20 or more...I suggest you nominate someone to get there an hour early and get your name on a list....you'll be waiting at least 45 minutes to an hour... And if you get there at 8pm.....your in for a long haul...

Now what da hell is a SAKE BOMB..... You get a glass and fill it w/ Japanese beer... I don't remember what the hell we had last night....but it'll do.... Now you get a shot glass and fill it w/ sake...... you stand up and you frickin count 1,2,3 in whatever language you want.... preferably Japanese since you are at a Sushi restaurant. Last night I believe we covered Tagalog, Spanish and Japanese and you drop the shot into your beer and slam it down!!!!!!

Back in the day it would have really been off the hook because you not only stand up but your standin on your frickin chair, w/ Japanese house playin in the background, a fog machine goin off, strobe lights flashin and you have other parties battlin on how off da hook you can slam that sake down.... One time there was this chick who had done the splits in midair w/ two guys holdin her legs and this fool battled her and was upside down on his chair takin his sake bomb..HOT DAMN!!!

Last night was another BRL gathering and as Voodoo has already commented.... OF DA HEEZY BY 9PM!!!! WTF!!!! Ok...note to self....EAT EAT EAT before you start slammin down 10 SAKE BOMBS!!! Talk about a mess....

Our waiter had shown us another way of taking sake bombs... What you do is put your chopsticks on top of your glass, put the sake shot on top of the sticks and slam your hand on the table and drink your shot.... Let's just say there was puddles all over our table.... Goodness gracious....

The Weekneder has not been out in awhile and when she does gets FUCKED UP....and I mean this was one of the bad ones.....Dude...I was even making Godzilla noises at the table...and why the hell was I doing that....I don't even remember...hahhahaha It's all Fabloaf's fault hahhaha... and finally Dick in the Glass rolls thru and I don't even remember why the hell I brought up my orthotics...and I was NOT SPITTIN GAME!!! HAHAHHAHAHAH...i'm much smoother than that!!!! hahahhahahahah

Thank you Dickhead, Mista J, Drunken Master, and Voodoo for lookin out.... We got to Q's, the bar around the way. Dickhead left me to get a glass of water and I went ahead and just puked under the table....oh god...how gross is that.....I've never had to do that....But I couldn't hold it in anymore and I knew I wouldn't make it to the bathroom.... Oh and by the way, I've already yacked about 4 times before we got to Q's... hahha

There was no way in hell I was goin to be driving last night... and I give hella props to Dickhead... her and Voodoo had 11 SAKE BOMBS and she still had a HENESSY AND COKE!!! And she was still STANDING... Let's just say that even when i'm fucked up...I can usually hold a conversation and get my groove on....NOT LAST NIGHT....This chica was face down on the table sleeping.... but not before I had done Vanilla Ice's routine to Ice Ice Baby for Neekoh, The Enforcer and Mista J hahahhahahhahaa... It was time to go home..... We left Q's and I had to hurl one last time.....and I was ALL GOOD, SO I THOUGHT!!!

It's Monday and my stomach is still TURNING!!!! No PUKIN.....but can you believe it... I woke up Sunday feelin dandy until 5pm. Hopefully it'll pass by tomorrow.....

posted by The Weekender @ 12:46 PM

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