The Weekender

Thursday, January 17, 2002

ALOHA EVERYONE!!! YES.....I just got back from Hawaii...O'ahu to be exact....I've been there before a couple of years ago w/ 2 girlfriends of mine and went in AUGUST!!!!! OH HELL!!! Can I just tell you that is not the month to go!!!! I had fun but at the same time it was not comfortable....

So where's there to go in Waikik?..One is a place called Duke's. I believe this is a popular hang out during the day and night. OH MY GOD!!! If you want to see MEN... sorry guys....this is the place to be.... EVERYWHERE and I tell you EVERYWHERE... I finally tried a Blue Hawaii.... NOT BAD... But I think the most intersting drink of all is "THE ITCH" You get a BACK SCRATCHER in your drink!!! hahahhahaha...How hilarious is that. This bar is pretty cool...it's a restaurant also...Didn't get to try the menu but it's all good...You're pretty much there for the atmosphere.. A bar on the beach....

Another spot is Fusion!!! Mind you, our girl didn't tell us that we were going to a gay club... She just said that there were drag queens there and that there were going to be some male strippers.. Well I should have known since she was gay herself... Well anyways... we get there and there's women there w/ male striippers grinding their crotches in their faces and lovin it... We go upstairs and sit at a booth and order some drinks... One of the girls says, "man....there's a lot of lonely men in here." and I tell her "girl...we're in a gay club." I BUST UP LAUGHING.... Anyways..one of the strippers climbs into our booth and grinds his crotch in her face and all of a sudden my hand is getting pulled to slap his ASS!!! And HELL NO did it go there...this stripper had hair on his ass....as I would like to call it, his ass was like PEACH FUZZ!! HAHAHHAHAHAH... All in all...we had a good time, good music but smoke was everywhere...They can still smoke in their bars out there...so we were outta there....

I think the next hottest spot in Waikiki is probably Mai Tai Bar in Ala Moana Mall... Can you believe it.... A kick ass bar in a mall... It had a live band, cozy couches and chairs and a long ass bar in an open air mall... I think my favorite drink now is a Mai Tai Icy.... NICE!!! And when we went there it was happy hour....Okay...everyone can benefit from this place...there's lots of guys and girls to look at here.....This is a must... But mind you, I don't know if it's always this good every night...So you might want to ask the locals about this place..

So the end of my trip came to a close on Tuesday night when I had to fly back on a red-eye flight and connect in LAX at 5:30am Wednesday morning... And i'm still trying to recover.... Got into SFO at 8am SHIVERING!!!! ...Crashed out for 3 hours, hit the gym (what was I THINKING), ate dinner and passed out again at 9:30pm. And went to woke up today at 5:45am to go to work.... UGH....back to the real world.... Can't wait to go back....As you can tell, I wasn't OFF DA HOOK as some of you know I usually am... But this was more of a relaxing trip, to get away for awhile. I don't think I'll be taking any more trips for awhile, at least any major ones... But for next year, and I totally recommend taking a trip in January so you're able to start anew, is TAHITI!!!!

posted by The Weekender @ 8:45 PM

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